• WATTYS 2022 WINNER • When Iris Monet married millionaire Jared Darling, she had only one rule - that he could cheat on her with anyone except the household staff. This arrangement of theirs would have gone on quite happily if she hadn't caught him on the snooker table with their maid, and on their wedding anniversary night no less. Humiliated and more than a little drunk, Iris storms out of the house vowing never to return unless it's for a well-compensated divorce. But as the train trundles out of the city, she slowly calms down and quickly realizes that there's a problem. A big problem. Because the only thing Iris has ever done in her life is being a trophy wife. The prospect of unfunded singlehood on the cusp of her thirties is a horrifying nightmare she's unprepared to deal with. So naturally, when she lays eyes on who she thinks is the richest bachelor in Ryefair, Iris is more than ready to put her claws into him. Except, Satoh Akai isn't the richest bachelor in Ryefair - not by a long shot. And as someone who speaks better with animals than people, romance is the furthest thing from his mind. When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, anything is possible but one thing is certain - worlds will collide and hearts will burn. ✒ 17th November 2021 (start) ✒ 27th July 2022 (end)

A young pastor Craig summons and imp thinking that it's trying to lure his town into sin. However, upon meeting the summoned imp, Tweek, he realizes that there is so much that he doesn't know about the afterlife. Craig relies on Tweek to tell stories to get the knowledge he desires. This AU is not meant to disrespect any religion. Be aware that some heavy topics and language will be used. Please remember to take into context that this is an alternate universe based off of South Park. Though this story is labelled mature, there is no graphic or sexually explicit content. Also, sorry if the story doesn't flow that well in its written form, as this is meant to be a comic. The comic form is available on my TikTok and Tumblr @azrielthedrawer and on Instagram @sp_egthite_au. I publish once the comic version has completed a chapter. Enjoy :] - 🗄️

A crazy love story with a happy ending. This is my first book, sorry if it's bad.

Tolkein, now trusted by his parents to go by himself, invites his friends to the summer resort that his family travels to every year. He decides to bring along seven of his friends, under the requirement that they must all pair up and share a room... Cut to Craig Tucker, a seemingly apathetic boy who in all reality, secretly does give a shit. Having no one else left, he is forced into pairing up with Tweek, a boy who can't seem to keep his chill. Sharing a room with some guy he barely knows isn't really that big of a deal...That is unless there is a shortage of beds for PLOT CONVENIENCE. Just when they thought it couldn't get any more awkward, something unsuspecting happens...After an accidental first kiss between the two of them, these assholes begin to see each other in a whole different light. Will Craig and Tweek actually be able to make it through the summer? It all depends on whether or not they can handle the embarrassments to come... Art on cover made by yours truly.

Cover is not mine!! (Poorly) FINISHED In the realization of Tweek being a homosexual, his life becomes stressful. When, Tweek finds out a family secret, he gets more stressed and find out... that his life? Is WAY Too Much Pressure. He's gonna need some help, and, thankfully, he gets some. From all around town and even... the internet? TW for F slur, drugs, abuse, etc. also like, Kyman jokes ig Major fourth wall breaking! Please enjoy. Background relationships:) (Nichole X Tolkien, undertones of Tolkien X Clyde, Red X Kevin, past Wendy X Stan, Tricia/Ruby X Karen) No characters are mine, all characters rightfully go to South Park and their creators Matt Stone/Trey Parker!!

Craig used to be the boy who couldn't smile but flip anyone that spoke to him but after he met a weird blonde boy in the park he can't help but change slowly. he became more caring for others and more opening but what happens when he finds out more about this weird boy... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By the way all the picture you see is from google! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cover made by @Craigory

According to multiple online sources, scientists know more about space than Earth's very own Ocean. In the town of South Park, no one really cared about things like that. Tweek Tweak certainly hadn't thought such odd information could be of any use to him. That is, until a new kid moves to town and shows him just how truly astounding the Heavens are.

What they don't know, they don't care about. And they don't know about us (My very first fanfiction, so I hope it's not too bad, my grammar isn't perfect. Also feel free to vote and comment, I love to see what you guys think!)

The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half. Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class. Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.