"you look like the leprechaun on the box, dude."
in which a girl and a boy with a love for a certain cereal find each other through a run down grocery store.
''dude my mum just asked me to buy some tampons for her what do i do''
''i'm sorry who is this?''
lowercase intended
+under construction+
warning: this is a very shitty book with a shitty rushed ending xxxxx
"never date a guy who talks smoothly around you from the start"
"why?"
"because if he truly liked you from the start, he would be nervous, not smooth."
"that is seriously the best advice you've ever given me."
//
michael clifford au