dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

❝I know you're gay, but I'll take you straight to homecoming.❞ or the one in which Michael and Calum have always had a brotherly love, until well, it became less brotherly.

❝You look--different.❞ ❝Yeah, well, that happens when you get treated like shit after a smash and dash.❞ ❝Did you just say smash and dash?❞ Luke and Ashton have sex one time, but Luke regrets it and kind of hates Ashton and Ashton kind of hates Luke but how is it that at every party they end up fucking?

the one where Luke's a little fuckboy who texts bitches at 11:12, making their wishes come true. book one of the 11:11 series.

❝my heart is broken and my dick is hard❞ ❝I was watching porn and you rudely interrupted what do u want❞ or the one where Michael likes to kik random people ranting about his life problems.

On Wednesdays we wear plaid.

"she's m-mine; my babygirl." or harry has a strange case of ocd and allie-rose is the first thing he allows himself to get attached to.

Alexis chose the summer of 1996 to visit her Nonna in small, poorly known Clarkesville, Georgia. This year happens to be her favorite. Because a certain guy with ripped flannels, loose thick curls, and piercing green eyes won not only his thrilling illegal drag-races, but won the best trophy of them all. Her heart. [will contain mature content and much, much fluff]