I don't like One Direction. So can someone please tell me why I'm stuck on a game show with the five boys who have stolen millions of girls' hearts?

"This. This is what I've been waiting for my entire life! Laughing so hard right now...<3" -TheMarkOfMadness "I was so shocked when I saw this because no one ever wrote a MakaXStein book before. It was so interesting that I clicked on it instantly and started reading it. And, mein gott, I LOVE IT!" -JohnnyDork "I seriously love this book. I love the way it makes sense and it's not forced." -SpringNorris You've read the reviews, you've seen the read count, but have you actually red this cracky book of crap yourself? Probably not, it you're sane. But Key isn't, so she wrote this book! It's a humorous story of how you should never fall in love with your teacher-or not. Rather, it's about failed relationships, exploring options, being teenagers, and... cosplaying?! Oh well, at least the author isn't that bad... [ NOTE: I am no longer responding to comments about this story! Sorry! ]

Niall Horan...My Dad? Juliet Jasper, former girlfriend of Niall Horan, and mother of Ellie Jasper (which should be Ellie Horan) decides to show Ellie her father, Niall. When Niall falls back in love in Juliet, and when Juliet doesn't have feelings for him anymore, things twist and turn. ***Includes the sequel Niall Horan...My Boyfriend?**** Harry Styles...My Dad? When One Direction finally has time, and management has finally agreed, they are starting a new show on Nickelodeon: One Direction. Auditions are needed for a lot of extras, moms, dads, friends, siblings, etc. But when Harry Styles falls in love with his "onscreen sister", things twist and turn. Critics raving, people trying to tear them apart. How does their relationship end? The rest of the book descriptions are in the first chapter!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GO READ 'EM!! <33

When Katalina goes out for a drive one starry black night on the outskirts of London. She gets in an accident. She ends up knocking the none other then Liam Payne out. When he awakes he can't remember a thing. Can she make him remember who he is and what he does before the his concert. I wrote this story on a different website and just decided I was going to put it here. Give me feedback on it please. I do own this story seriously.

So everyone knows about the all famous one direction right? Directioners consider themselves super fans and know everything about the boys right? What the don't know though is about Liam's secret twin not even the other guys know about her, that is until Liam accidentally lets them discover her and she doesn't take it well. Oh and one more thing her and Liam don't exactly get along infact, they hate each other. I guess you could say this is Lexi's story about how she copes with Being Liam Payne's Secret Twin.

"Life's a bitch, you gotta go out and kick its ass." Riley is the definition of any school's bad girl. She does what she wants, to who she wants, when she wants and listening is most definitely not a word in her vocabulary. Riley follows nobody's orders, and that includes family. When her mother lands a bombshell on her, things go from bad to impossibly worse. Now bearing the knowledge of her mother's lifelong lies, she knows her life will be different from what it used to be. Will having a brother help her through it or prove to be a burden? Add One Direction to the mix, what could possibly go wrong? All Rights Reserved © spraythesun (aka xAmberr_1Dx)

Where to go where to go. I scan the store and notice a dressing room. I run into the nearest door I see, hoping no one else is in there. I get in and quickly slam and lock the door. Evan comes running up and bangs on the door. "Open the door Kacie!" he screams. I don't answer. He soon gives up and I hear him sigh, and then foot steps walking away. I breath a sigh I relief till I hear a guy behind me clearing his throat. I'm not alone. Oops.

Zayn Malik is in love with a little cute bundle of joy named Niall Horan.But does Niall even know him? He finds himself staring at him all day long until one day he FINALLY asked him out. Now where does everything go from there? Does someone try and steal him away? Will jealously ruin his chances with Niall? Read to find out :)

Niall thinks he knows himself. Harry thinks he knows himself. But when they both have the same dream about each other, it will open an entire different world and way they look at each other. Will they be able to overcome difficulties faced along the way? Or will it all collapse?, this is a Narry Slash story.