A collection of rants, confessions, and relatively-short entries in which I explain why I'm a horrible human being.

Life is constantly throwing things at you, I just happen to write about them.

When Chase Forrest gets arrested over a 'misunderstanding', he’s offered two choices- jail or community service. Naturally, his father forced him to devote two hundred hours of his summer for community service. Yes, Chase Forrest was now forced to spend his afternoons picking up trash and god forbid, planting trees with a bunch of hippy tree huggers, which was definitely not his idea of a fun summer. Add in an angry obese policeman, a blond bimbo, many awkward moments, and Alaska Green, and you have one 'adventurous' and unforgettable summer.