Dan Howell is a good boy. He spends most of his time studying and does all his homework. Phil Lester is a bad boy. He's failed nearly every class, and sleeps with a different person nearly every night. Only once Phil makes a bet and a school project is assigned do their paths cross. This story will contain smut and angst, trust me. I'm not claiming phan is real and I do now own Dan or Phil. I own a wattpad and bad grammar; that is all.

*'BEST PHANFICTION' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2018)* Daniel has anxiety and crumples paper to calm himself down. Phil has ADHD and diminishes hearts to bring himself up.

#EDITING# Warning: this story is written with the most mediocrity and inconsistency a book could have, apologies Fionna Mertens is going to an evidently rich boarding school called Aaa Academy as a freshman. Feeling free from older sister, Cake's, mothering role, she's left completely to her own choices. So what does she do? An uncontrollable, somewhat suspect rebellious phase will decide that. Added, what happens when she happens to catch every guy's eyes in the Academy? Time will only tell when it just happens that the infamous Marshall Lee is attending as well. [This story contains mature content that may not be appropriate to all audiences.]

❝I know love can be as pointless as it is to Nancy, and perhaps even as revolting as it is to Bill Sikes, but for me, I don't think it would be half as bad with you.❞ Somehow he always knew he was hers, He just needed a reason to believe it was true. ◈◈◈ A girl who loved reading, A boy who lost hope, A story on how two different people can connect in ways they never knew. Because fear isn't just a word, Love isn't just an emotion, Forever isn't just a promise, And Rose McLean isn't just a regular girl.

In which fate brings two together by a red string. [A Miraculous Ladybug short story] #68 in Fanfiction (May 4th, 2016)

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

Recently there have been a number of unexplained deaths in my neighborhood. Everyone is on edge. Many believe it is murder. The main suspect is a girl living alone in the huge, old-fashioned house at the end of the street. Her name is Melanie Martinez. [August 2015 - August 2016]

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Play these games at your own risk... ((Attention Readers. These games are for an interesting read and do not do these games because nothing will happen besides you wasting your time or you getting yourself and others injured or killed. If you actually attempt these games I am not responsable for yourself and others well being. DO NOT PLAY THESE GAMES THEY ARE FAKE. I do not want to go to jail because someone died from reading one of these and attempting them. If you say you are going to do them then I hope you are RPing or Joking. I'm telling you now do not play these games. I am just a writer of stories you hopefully only read to entertain yourself. You may now begin reading))

It's been years since the mysterious Mushroom War of Ooo. Two girls: both opposites, but the same conflicts Bonnie - or Princess Bubblegum, had formed and helped a little girl named Marcy. She's still angry about Simon Petrikov for calling her "yuck." She helped him get chicken soup, and he insulted her. After the destruction, she had to make a kingdom so that Ooo will be repopulated. But, she has to face the facts: All she ever wanted was to be free, not be a leader of some crummy kingdom. But when that happens, she has no choice but to do it... Marcy - or Marceline, had left Simon. Or Simon left her, because of that crown. The only reason why tears are always over-flooding her is because Simon has forgotten that he loves her, and the memories they have cherished together. Even though he left her, she still loved him. She met Bonnie, who helped her with the chicken soup, and helped her to let go of the Simon incident. As repayment, they became best friends - sort of. But first, she has to choose: Will she go back to the Nightosphere, along with her irresponsible and real father? Or, will she just enjoy her youth with her frenemy, Bonnie? Sugar and Spice, and everything nice: Read the adventures of young Princess Bubblegum and young Marceline as they journey with sadness and joy through the destruction of Ooo. FanFic by : BirdBearLuv