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You're Not a Horse, Harry! by MaeglinYedi
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In which Harry Potter is the product of a prank that Loki once played on Thor. But hey, at least he's not a horse, so there's that. A series of vignettes about Harry's life with the Avengers while getting to know his new parents. Harry Potter/MCU crossover. Eventual Harry Potter/Bucky Barnes
An Irrevocable Condition by MaeglinYedi
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Harry doesn't age while everyone he loves does. Sick of losing all those around him, Harry decides to move to a new world thanks to a ritual Hermione found. He ends up in a shithole without indoor plumbing where he meets a small but clever fellow named Bilbo Baggins who brings him along on a little adventure towards the east. Harry/Glorfindel
To Live is the Rarest Thing by MaeglinYedi
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Tom/Harry. A disastrous trip to a waterpark (thanks, Dudley!) unleashes almost 200 lifetimes worth of memories, and now Harry is stuck as a ten-year-old while his soulmate is a wraith set on killing him. A very old and cynical Harry sets about correcting Tom's poor life-choices while avoiding Dumbledore and his Order's panicked searches for the Boy Who Disappeared. As far as Harry is concerned, the whole world can fuck off. He couldn't care less he's finally Harry Potter again, or that he can finally see his original loved ones again. The only thing that matters is getting Tom back safe and sane and with his soul intact. Harry Potter/Tom Riddle.
The Serpent Beguiled Me and Other Stories by MaeglinYedi
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A series of oneshots that subvert some of the more popular tropes in Harry Potter fanfiction. The Serpent Beguiled Me: No one knew Voldemort was the last line of defence against them. Now he's gone and they are coming. Harry has one chance to make things right. He takes it no matter that it means replacing one monster with another.Or... what would really happen if a jaded and broken Harry went back in time to save the world. Again. To Summon What You Cannot Dismiss: The Order of the Phoenix summons someone to help them defeat Voldemort. The man they get is not quite the hero they were hoping for. Learning How to Lose: After his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry receives a letter from Gringotts. The outcome of this is not at all what he expected. Happily Ever After: The Ministry passes a Marriage Law. The students of Hogwarts have a few things to say about that. A Reflection of Yourself: Harry has a soulmate who lacks a soul. Hermione has a soulmate who is a twat. Ron has no soulmate at all. Sharing is Caring: The summer after his fourth year Harry suddenly finds himself inhabiting Voldemort's body. Now he has to depend on Snape of all people to get back to his own. Forever and Never: Umbridge finds a new way to control Harry through a few obscure magical laws. Now Harry has to decide what is more important to him. His magic or his freedom. Becoming What Your Pretend to Be: When Harry Potter's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry learns some terrible truths about himself. Fall Together: After his natural death, Harry finds himself stuck inside baby Tom Riddle. Harry isn't going to let a lack of his own body stop him from giving Tom Riddle the loving childhood he so desperately needs. Right Up Until You're Prey: Harry comes into a creature inheritance at the start of his fifth year. This has some very unexpected consequences for both Harry and everyone around him. And many more...
Between Thought and Reality by MaeglinYedi
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Harry's life post final battle isn't what he expected it would be, and then he dies, just like that. He gets a second chance but forgets to read the fine-print, and ends up somewhere in the distant past while his body suddenly looks quite differently. Now he's stuck as a teenager attending Hogwarts again, where he encounters an old enemy, and surprise, it's not Tom Riddle. All Harry has to do now is survive long enough to build a life for himself that's actually worth living. Harry Potter/Tom Riddle
The Darkening of Your Soul by MaeglinYedi
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Harry is betrayed. Harry gets a second chance to do it all over again. There is just one catch. If Harry gets to keep his memories from his previous life, so does Voldemort. Harry Potter/Tom Riddle
The Necromancer by MaeglinYedi
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Harry Potter disappears when he is four years old and the wizarding world believes him dead. But when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry returns in a storm of lightning; a grown man raised in a world of violence, more powerful than anyone could imagine, and the worst thing of all? He doesn't care two knuts about the wizarding world. Naturally, Voldemort is intrigued by this new and improved adversary.
How (Not) To Date a Gryffindor by MaeglinYedi
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Tom Riddle asks Harriet Potter to go on a date with him. As it turns out, it's one of the few things in life he's not naturally amazing at.
The Serpent that Devours Us by MaeglinYedi
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When Harry Potter, magical zoologist and Britain's only parselmouth hears the rumour of a basilisk named Voldemort living in an Indian forest he rushes to investigate. What he finds is more, much more, than he could ever imagine. Harry Potter/ Tom Riddle.