A hilarious tale of a friend who told an angry man at a cinema that he had a "short dick" . True story.

Before I could fall, I felt a strong pair of arms, like that of an athlete’s, wrapping around my waist. “Annoying brat,” his familiar voice huffed, but this time, I found myself smiling. ----------------------- Neymar da Silva Santos, famous Brazilian forward for football, is hung up over his ex. He promises himself to never get drunk, ever again. But what if he does? Gabriela, on the other hand, is an orphan and the adopted sister of Lionel Messi. She drinks like mad and thinks of everything in the most positive way possible. What if one night, the unexpected one of them got drunk while the other stayed sober? The table has turned. But what if when morning comes, and everything spins out of place? Will there be a possible happily ever after?

Forced to raise her son on her own, Abigail Messi-the sister of well known soccer player Lional Messi-must do it without the help of her baby daddy. Who in this case is the one and only, Neymar Jr.