how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

It's about a young girl going to college after finding out her parents were lying to her about money and as she's heading to college something unexpected happens.

[ongoing] what if the boy who ruined your life comes crashing back into it? ✰ ✰ ✰ Briar Elliot's worst fear just came true. Casey Brandt is to blame.

"You have no idea what you do to me." He snarls as his skilled hands keep her arms pinned over her head "Really? Because I'm pretty sure all I do is piss you off!" She snaps, desperately trying to get out of his firm hold on her. As a response he grabs her hand, slowly traveling it down his body until he reaches his crotch, making her feel how hard he's made her. "Are you sure about that, tesoro?" 𖤓𖤓𖤓 She's a young energetic blonde who spends her days studying and admiring the evening sky. He's a ruthless mafia boss who spends his days killing and working while ignoring his surroundings. She wants nothing to do with him She hates him He wants nothing to do with her He hates her But would do anything to protect her.

"Lilah, if he so much put one finger on you I will personally see to it that he ends up six feet under. It that clear?" Ash says, his expression cold. "Yes sir."

♡︎MxMxFxM♡︎ SLOW UPDATES "I don't like when people lie to me Selene." His deep voice vibrated through my body. His Scottish accent now heavy along with the deep look of desire in his eyes. Rysand stalked closer to me. Oh god. I knew they weren't going to like the truth but I saw the opportunity and took it. I backed up and I hit something soft but firm. I jumped a little and looked back to see Killian was staring down at me with a sinister smirk on his face. He cocked his head, his long black hair swished at the movement. "What's he talking about, bunny?" He asked darkly but he was smiling. Bunny? I would be melting right now if I wasn't about to die. ♥︎♡︎♥︎ After lying on the application, Selene Mendez is hired to watch three kids for a very well known and wealthy college professor but she didn't realize that there were two other dads she was hired by. Now hired by three very handsome, very wealthy, and intimidating men things are bound to get strange. Right?

MxFxM "You can't manipulate yourself out of this bind, my love" Arlo whispered into my ear. "We're going to paint your ass red for what you did. And you and I both know that you're tight little cunt is going to be dripping by the end of it." ***** Left at the doorstep of two vampires, Vanessa Bloom's life is anything but normal. As time goes on without seeing the vampires, Arlo and Rysand Bloom, ever since she was little. She developed a trouble makers streak that causes the vampires attention. They've decided enough is enough and enroll her into the school they run, Bloom Academy for the supernatural, to keep a better eye on her. But they didn't realize having their little love so close changes everything. Including their love for her. There will be warnings in the book! IF YOU ARE NOT COMFY WITH POLY, OR ANY OF THE KINKY SHIT THEY WILL BE DOING (hehehe) SKIP NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.......thank you. You may not continue MUAh

You're König's therapist, meeting with him every Wednesday and Friday. At first, everything was normal. Professional, and helpful. But now, his mind is reeling. He can't help himself. You draw him in and turn every emotion into obsession. Pure, desperate obsession. !! KöniPIC CREDIT: 661ave !!

⎯⎯⎯⎯𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 ❝ oh c'mon Tara.. What do you want from me? Do you want me to beg you not to kill me? Do you want me to cry and get on my knees? Get it over with already! ❞ 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧? 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝. 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝟔 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑.

most of these are *spicy* 🤭 CREDIT TO ALL TUMBLR CREATORS