✟ ⋆ Reader x Vance Hopper ⋆ ✟ 𖤐 "I hate Vance Hopper. I hate his stupid hair, I hate his stupid pinball obsession, but the thing I hate the most is my big fat stupid crush on him." 𖤐 slight smut but not like all the way all the way also in this story the reader is afab and will be referred to in she/her pronouns and its written in first person but still uses "y/n" so I mean just fyi grabber is a no go in this thank the lords This isnt my first story so hopefully im not as cringe as most of the people on this app and the first chapter sucks so just keep reading I swear it gets better I was having an off day 👎 𖤐

"Holy shit Vance, she's gonna beat your high score" This story does contain smut !! #1 in Brady Hepner (8/10/22) #1 in Vance (8/19/22) #1 in Vancehopperxreader (8/22/22) #1 in Theblackphone (8/30/22) #1 in FinneyShaw (9/11/22) #1 in BlackPhone (3/16/23)

Vance Hopper isn't a very good boyfriend to y/n in this series. Reminder : Reader and Vance are both 18. This is also on Ao3 under my user - OppositeDoor292, i am only posting it here after another 'author' (their username is JustalonerXx) stole my work and claimed it as their own, then gave me a real crappy apology afterward :)

❝ god you're so addicting ❞ he said with the stupidest smile on his face. North Denver residents don't dare to utter the name Lucy Parker. She is fierce and will not hesitate to fight anyone. Vance hopper is aware of this fact causing constant conflict between the pair. ‼️re-editing 5/25/25‼️ WARNING THIS STORY CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING: drugs, abuse, under age drinking, death, blood, kissing/ making out (NO SMUT BRADY HEPNER IS A MINOR AND I DON'T WANT TO WRITE ABOUT THAT), violence, and swearing. IF ANY OF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK OR FIND ANOTHER STORY :) THE GRABBER IS IN THIS STORY! #4 in tbp 12/27/23

𝗲𝘃·𝗲𝗿·𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛 -used to explain an event, course of action, feature, etc. that seems as if it may never end. ;𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙭 𝙙𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐠. 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐨𝐚𝐭. "𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐲." 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐠 "𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬?" 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐣𝐚𝐰. "𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞." 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐱𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭. "𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐨𝐧." [i am aware that these change, but once, these have been correct.] ⤵︎ #1 in everlong #1 in theblackphone

"Oh my God- you knocked him out...!" "Sorry- did I scare you-?" "Me? Scared of you? Never." "There's things I want to talk about, but better not to give...But if you hold me without hurting me, you'll be the first who ever did."

"Love makes you do stupid things." - Its 1978 and a serial killer and child abductor people seemed to have named "The Grabber" learks through the streets of a Denver suburb. But the constant bickering between Marilyn Kate and Vance Hopper seem to keep some of the towns mind off of it. That is, until Marilyn suddenly goes missing on her way home from school? -

𝙑𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙃𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧. He loved it. He loved the power it gave him. It was only until he met Y/N L/N when he realized that there was more to life than making people miserable.

"C'mon let me buy you one!" Is y/n going to fall in love with the Vance Hopper? Read this to find out ;)

𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑰𝑺 a strong word but that's the only word to describe what they felt for each other. vance hopper and blair parker never hated anyone as much as they hated each other. "i want to hate you." "then hate me." "i can't."