I want to be famous. Faline discovers that an axolotl is really hot and falls in love. This is the fan fiction you've all been waiting for.. ⚠️PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY THIS IS JUST FOR FUN⚠️

Lord Farquaad teams up with Daddy Pig to take back his kingdom, not knowing that he would end up having feelings for him. #13 OUT OF #SHREKISLOVESHREKISLIFE #1 OUT OF #CURSEDSTORY

12+ The Story of 2 raging Homos on a journey of love I think. (Lord Farquaad X Draco Malfoy/Dracella, Cinderella AU)

Guys help