I once was in a bit of trouble, I was being mugged by a gang. When someone helped all I remember that it was a figure with blazing red eyes and the wings of a swan Since then my life has changed. I am now a government hired assassin slash spy. Of course there are rival agencies but no we must teem up. There is new threat bigger than anything we have ever faced not only that they've got every scrap off data from us. When I am paired up with my first ever partner she has blazing red eyes and the wings of a swan.

Third book. Don't blame me when you're locked in an asylum..

From mind to mouth, from pen to paper.

Song parodies (obviously). Rated 0/10 for hilarity but who cares, I just enjoy doing this!

Just a bunch of random song parodies - I take requests!