Follow Colonel Sanders on his quest to solve the kidnappings of Flavor Town's wealthiest residents. Who is behind it? Where are they? And most importantly, why?

Colonel Sanders and Mr. Clean have fallen in love, it was always apparent things were perfect. That was until Ronald McDonald wanted to ruin their relationship...

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Nutrition Facts: Serving Size (1) Laughs (284) Laughs From Bad Jokes (69%) Caution[!] This product may contain poorly written smut. {Co-written with Twisted Reshi http://www.wattpad.com/user/TwistedReshi}

When two crappy fast-food chains suddenly fall in love, they find themselves at the risk of being outed and having their lives ruined. Will these two restaurants succumb to homophobia, or will their love for each other prevail? Or will they both be gruesomely murdered? Who knows!

This is for _oddsquad and Bron Bron :)

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made for my friend so pls don't judge me @urgay_cousin69 say thank you to my bestie westie for making this lovely wovley cover ❤️ burgerking x mcdonald's x kfc MCLOVERS 🤩🤩🤩 it's satire i swear /srs old places: #1 in burgerking🥳 #2 in mcdonald #10 in imsad THX SO MUCH ILYYYYYYY