Welcome one and all to a place where the smuts are kinky, the angst is intense, and the tags are mostly misleading! It's a book all about H2OVanoss and their little bitches!

Tyler finds something unexpected in a hotel room during a Canadian winter.

In a frenzy of hunger, Jonathan accidentally eats Tyler's favourite snack; only realizing after it's too late. Once Tyler finds out, Jonathan's completely at his mercy... How will his petty thievery be punished?

Jonathan considers his life to be average. He likes hanging out with his friends after working for a boss who is always up his ass. He hates his loud neighbors. He hates the chemical plant that makes the whole town smell like a swimming pool.

don't go out past midnight.

Tyler had liked Jonathan for a while now, but of course Jonathan just had to be with Evan. Though Tyler would prefer to stay silent and somehow wait for Jonathan to find out, no competition was too bad. Now all to see if the plan works as well as in his head .:. Tyler x Jonathan ( H2OWildcat / I_AM_DELIRIOUS ) Jonathan x Evan ( H2OVanoss / Vanirious ) Lui x Nogla ( Daithi de Calibre ) Nogla x Tyler ( I_AM_DAITHI / NoglaCAT ) .:. Picture link: http://combobulateddismay.deviantart.com/art/Commission-H2OWildcat-1-592823577

Tyler wants attention, Delirious is in a Skype call. This hasn't been proofread and I would love it if someone would tell me how I did and what changes to make to tense, spelling, grammar, etc. I haven't written anything in years, so any sort of criticism would be appreciated.

Delirious tried to meet his friends. He really did. When they let him down, he was ready to head back home without them knowing. After bumping into Tyler and telling him everything, Tyler had no choice but to be a good friend and help. And when Evan announces that the crew is going to find Jon and film him for the fans, like he promised, Tyler's determined to keep Jonathan away from them for Jon's own good. He didn't think he'd be falling for the little friend he sought out to protect though. It all falls into a strange order.

"Jon? Fuck, Jon please tell me this isn't you?!" Tyler forces the words past his lips, coming out in a low whisper. He's almost afraid of the response he's going to get; he's positive that he's standing in front of Jon now, but would Jon recognize him? -- A collection of my odd one-shots.

It's Christmas. A time to be jolly... But Jonathan's ignoring Tyler for some reason. And not only that - It's ONLY Tyler. How annoying. Cover photo link / artist: http://pre13.deviantart.net/a597/th/pre/i/2016/155/b/f/too_early_by_combobulateddismay-da4zrpp.png