this is a remake of my first fic, I don't like how some things turned out, also uhh smut warning in the next chapter coming out uhhhh soon

He appeared in a strange dream of mine, he's tall, handsome, and...was a cat?

Ronald McDonald and Jack never got along, they've been competing against each other for years. It all started to change since lately Jack in the Box has been increasing in popularity. Pushing McDonalds from the number one spot in popularity. Ronald was pissed, but it all changed when he went to get The Burger King's help to confront Jack Box. (I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS ABSOLUTE HORRENDOUS STORY I HAVE CREATED💀💀💀💀💀)

"𝐍𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞." "𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒆𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝑰 𝒂𝒎." .·:*¨༺ ༻¨*:·. In which a certain Trickster Fox is always slipping through Death's grasp. Seems like what was suppose to be a normal evening at the bar was about to change. .·:*¨༺ ༻¨*:·. 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝔵 '𝐅𝐨𝐱' 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 - Go check out the film absoloutly worth it♥︎ ■▪︎.Original book cover not by me just edited.▪︎■ 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐚𝐡. 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭.

once upon a time there was a little kitty. well he was anything but little. he had a massive attachment. on the other side of town was a girl. a simple girl called y/n. will she be enough for such a fearless feline hero? read this to find out

it was a crack ship I saw on Tiktok, but I love it lmao

yas slay lgbt mlm cats this is mostly satire please don't kill me

When he's wearing boots--he's waging war. Jake's father, the poor miller dies, leaving his youngest son,Jake with the not so sweet family cat. However, Puss isn't just any moody, old cat. He has a mission, and he's got everything he needs to achieve it: a cunning brain, a pair of boots, and enough arrogance to deceive a Kingdom. Puss is going to change the fate of his handsome yet hopeless miller boy, and he'll do so by getting him paired up with the one woman who has captured Jake's heart. The true story of how fate changed when Puss put on his boots. ************* I hope you give it a try, I know I enjoyed writing it, so I hope you enjoy reading it! (Completed)