Cover image by @nanako_aspire https://twitter.com/nanako_aspire?t=E-phRNuYTmaZgXKSQZUwvw&s=09 You're a 21 year old servant girl working for the aristocrat Meta Knight, as you've been working as a maid since you were 16, you were a bit disappointed that you haven't earned enough money to atleast afford your own house. Your dream in life was simple, you know you don't want to be as rich as your Lord but rather just a comfortable life in the fields, all you wanted was to live in a cottage or a treehouse and sell fruits or run a tailoring shop, you have all these talents but none of the money yet. You come up with a plan to get close to your master so just maybe, if you're forced to live in this mansion forever you'll able to live better. Word count: 53,258

COMPLETE. READ THE SEQUEL IF YOU LIKE THIS BOOK (it's called "Don't Call me That", check my profile) Real Description: When Y/N has the chance to become friends with some of his heroes, being closeted really starts to suck. Dealing with day to day dysphoria, anxiety, as well as his favorite people misgendering him all proves to be almost too much... but what if he isn't the only one struggling? !!Not an x reader at all! Platonic! We have had #1 on the quite a few tags at some points that's so cool!

Okay. So, let's all just agree that some stories can be pretty cliché, right. I mean - do you wanna tell me you never been reading a story and thought "yo, what the hell, that makes no sense, people don't act like that in real life, what's up with the cliché thing, damn."? Yeah, it's that feeling we're going against here. So this THING, whatever it is, will feature all your good ol' clichés, but from an aromantics point of view. Or just call it a parody or something, I dunno. You do you. Nice talking to ya. Same time next week?