I got bored, and decided to write a few headcanons that were stuck in my head. Some are funny, and some are just stupid. Let's see where this goes. (Please don't complain about anything written here... It's all just headcanons I thought of for fun. Don't get mad at me just because I see a character differently than you do.) (Obviously, I own none of the characters that are mentioned here, they all belong to ConcernedApe)

⸝⸝⊂➜. 𝐘𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧: ⊃⸝⸝ 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ *ੈ✩‧₊˚ 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐩𝐚'𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐏𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐓𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭. ⠂ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ʏ/ɴ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ʜᴏᴘᴇʟᴇꜱꜱ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴛɪᴄ ɢɪʀʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ, ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜰɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ʜᴇʀ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʜᴀʟꜰ. ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ᴡʜᴏ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴇᴀꜱʏ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ ꜱɪᴅᴇ?⠐ *ੈ✩‧₊ 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞!!

I know it seems like the game itself already does this, but I wanted to put my own spin on it you know? If anyone has a request for a scenario, let me know! Also sorry for spelling and grammar errors. I write these on my phone. I'll try to catch them, but sorry in advance! I do not own any of the art, characters, or songs! Currently undergoing editing by adding in Victor from the Expansion Mod! Edited chapters will be marked with a '+'

Shane has been stuck in a perpetual routine for years; wake up, go to work, drink beer, then arrive home shitfaced. He's given up on taking care of his goddaughter or making his aunt proud. He's too far gone to change his ways, right? So he thought, up until a mysterious woman just happens to appear at all of the right moments. So why does it seem he's the only one who's ever met her? **THIS IS NOT AN X READER FANFIC** *MATURE CONTENT WARNING! (suicidal thoughts, depression, alcoholism, etc) *Originally posted on A03 by me, reposting it here *Cover art not mine, creator unknown to me