According to multiple online sources, scientists know more about space than Earth's very own Ocean. In the town of South Park, no one really cared about things like that. Tweek Tweak certainly hadn't thought such odd information could be of any use to him. That is, until a new kid moves to town and shows him just how truly astounding the Heavens are.

"I thought you were dead" "I was" "But you're here" "I missed you too much down in hell"

As Pastor Craig finishes another fulfilling day singing his heart out in the community church in the town of South Park, he happens to find something odd that will lead him to his fate with a demon. Art credit for thumbnail : @/ryolen_tlkang on Twitter This is my first fanfic so constructive criticism is allowed just lemme me know !!

Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**

Craig and Tweek have been enemies since the 7th grade, and now their in 11th grade. With the same feelings for each other, but neither of them could stand that they both liked and hated each other. Craig has been the bully, Tweek has been the victim. But also stood up for himself. But ever since they both have been paired up for an Art Project, that's when everything started to change. ( Still living in South Park, Colorado, USA. ) ₊ ˚ 🖇️ ✩ ₊ ˚ 🎧 ⊹ ♡ - This story contains both mature and childish content. WARNINGS :: Mentions of drugs ; Fights/Cursing ; Body Dysphoria ; Uncanon personalities and Ships ; Ect. ₊ ˚ 🖇️ ✩ ₊ ˚ 🎧 ⊹ ♡ Both are 17, obviously in the lgbtq+ (both are closeted), and are somewhat different then their canon selves. Tweek is a boxer, 5'6, Trans(ftm) and is a closeted homosexual. (he / him) Craig is a regular student, 5'9, Non-Binary, and is a closeted homosexual. (he / they) ₊ ˚ 🖇️ ✩ ₊ ˚ 🎧 ⊹ ♡ And also "I don't own South Park or the images used in this story, nor do I own the characters, but I have altered them to fit better into my story."

In Elementary School, Tweek and Craig were the closest of friends. Craig had always presumed that was the leading factor to the entire town of South Park thinking that the two boys were a couple. However, ever since they staged a break up, Tweek and Craig came to a realisation; they did feel something for each other. After the boys 'broke up', all began to return to normal. That was until the Tweak family moved to Denver at the beginning of 6th grade. Approximately 6 years later, Craig and Tweek are now in the middle of their Senior year of High School. Craig has the reputation of a stoic asshole and someone to never be meddled with. When the Tweak family returns to South Park, the two boys are forced to confront their feelings. What will happen if that familiar, twitchy face makes a return to Craig's life, after all these years? Started: 02/01/2020 Published: 05/01/2020 Finished: 16/05/2020 important notes: -i can't make titles or descriptions im sorry -warnings are on the first part/chapter! please don't skip the first author's note. -alternating point of view. -undecided updating schedule. i'll try and post as much as possible, though.

Tweek was fired from his last workplace for messing up everything. After three months of excessive searching and interviews he finally gets a job at a popular coffee shop, Café Orchid. He gets trained by an attractive, cold and sarcastic manager, Craig Tucker. They clearly have some chemistry together, but is that okay? (Almost forgot, I have some random characters put in there, mainly from my life! I'll try to introduce them properly.) //i stole the cover photo from mimomia, check them out on tumblr I love their style <3//

Chantaje means "blackmail" in Spanish Craig (25) has always been an asshole toward his childhood friend Tweek (25). Their constant bickering and pointless argument are the only things that keep them close. But later on... Tweek seems to have an upper hand over Craig, leading to Tweek's wishes becoming his commands, thus, Chantaje begins. WARNING: This story contains strong language and scenes some may find offensive, and sexual content, viewer discretion advised. And also "I don't own South Park or the images used in this story, nor do I own the characters, but I have altered them to fit better into my story."

Events that take place after being labeled as gay by the whole school and town, Craig and Tweek explore their friendship together as they continue being gay as an act. But as time goes on, they begin to wonder how long this act can go on- and if they're even acting at this point. For the sake of this read- they're 16.