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Learning Curves || Rise Donnie x Reader by StrawberryMilkSnake
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''Go fuck yourself!'' ''Fuck me yourself you coward!'' | - RotTMNT Donnie x Female Reader - This is a smut fic, so obligatory !!Mature Warning!! (but it does have a plot, don't worry :D) - Enemies to fuckbuddies to lovers (y'all downright loathe each other lmao) - The 4th wall is under renovation because it kept breaking - (Y/n) and D tease each other constantly, but if a body needs burying, they'd pull up for each other - (Y/n) does get some character development (so she won't always be arrogant) - I had way too much fun writing the two of you bickering/insulting each other & added a lot more ''will they, won't they'' than I meant to oops - Yes the title is a double entendre :D
Ichiji x Reader (LEMON) by Nouis_Horanson2319
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Ichiji x Pirate reader (LEMON)
Pyramid Head X Reader Lemon by Curious_Cyborg
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So, I updated this, This used to have two lemons but I've unpublished the first one, since I really don't like it. It gives me second hand embarrassment by how bad it is. Anyway You're running away from Pyramid head as he relentlessly chases you. You quickly get sick of him chasing you and decide to try to trap him. You succeed but instead of killing him, something else takes place.
Hard Edges || Mandalorian X Reader by miss_arkhee
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"Razor Crest, hey? Didn't know any of these still flew" you joke, trying to ease the mounting tension in the air. The visor just stares back at you, silent and unwavering. Okay, not much for jokes... You walk up the ramp into the cargo hold, trying to ignore the wave of pressure as he stalks your every step. Stars, its almost predatory the way someone that size, in that much armor, manages to move so silently. A fact that should (and does) strike fear into your gut, but your cheeks blush with the equal amount of something else alongside it.... *18+, rough sex, mature content* Does not follow canon events.
Mutual Friend (Smii7y X Reader) by Jaelybird
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Kryoz tries to introduce (Y/N) to his internet friends by inviting her to Wildcat's Fourth Of July party. (Y/N) has to break out of her shell to be able to survive the party, especially because Smii7y is there. Previously Titled: My Bestfriend's Bestfriend Thank you @sm4llchaos for the new title idea:) -Ranks- #1 in Smii7y (10/12/24) #1 in Smiity (10/12/24) #1 in JarenSmith (8/27/24) #1 in Kryoz (10/12/24) #1 in Kryozgaming (10/12/24) #1 Vanoss (10/12/24) #14 YouTuber (7/2/24) #142 in Story (which is super crazy) (7/10/24)
Lucky (Smii7y x reader) by Twinkotics
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Y/n is a faceless gaming youtuber and often plays with Grizzy & Puffer but sometimes Smii7y will join their sessions too and if she's honest she looks forward to those sessions the most. With Pax being just days away and her friends trying so desperately to convince her to come, her main concern is how she'll go without an accidental face slip or deal with her new founded feelings for her best friend. (A/N) I don't see much love given to our Canadian so I decided hey why not write one myself for jokes, This is my first time writing a y/n x person fan fic so please keep that in mind ((: also I apologize for the description I've never been good at writing those lmao
Anonymous (Smii7y x reader) by Rora_hope
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Y/N is a gaming YouTuber. She's a drifter, meaning she goes between the misfits and the Vanoss crew. Although most of her videos are her and her two best friends, Smii7y and John. She is close to her milestone of 1 million subscribers. And she promised a face reveal once she reached it. Thinking she wouldn't make it. The scary part for her is that her friends haven't even seen her face. (I've never done fan fiction before so sorry if it sucks. The Canadian bean needs love so I'm making him a story too. Yay)
Crush. {Roronoa Zoro x Reader} by KiraReno
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Just a short oneshot of the greenette. I feel awful for neglecting him so muchbut my mind keeps going bank, I'm sorryyyy! Anyways, this is a crush-based clip where you've managed to catch the pirate hunter's eye. I hope you guys enjoy it and of course, I own nothing! :)
𝐒𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖 (Milkman x Reader) That's Not My Neighbor by BratInPink
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A 'That's not my neighbor' fanfiction. (Fem! Reader) (Lemon) (Smut) "Your ID picture looks way better than what I'm looking at right now, by the way." "My bad, maybe I'll look better without the clothes on." 🥇# Francis Mosses 🥇# Fanbook 🥇# Doorman 🥈# Milkman
Kidnapped by Kylo Ren (Star Wars) by flywithmyjetpack
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*BRITTANY BROSKI APPROVED* RANKINGS: #1 - starwars 6/10/2019 #3 - kylo 6/10/2019 #3 - kyloren 6/10/2019 He made eye contact with me with those intense brown eyes, and his vision traveled down my body, looking at every curve and flaw. He got down to my feet and looked all the way back up, taking in every part of me. I was scared now. I had no control over my body because of The Force and the way he looked at me, greedily, hungrily, left me terror-stricken. Kylo Ren climbed up swiftly onto the bed so he was laying next to me. He supported himself with his right elbow and placed his left hand on my lower stomach. His gloved hand was massive. His thumb and pinkie extended from each of my hip bones. I shut my eyes tightly. My breath significantly quickened. I felt his hand graze up my stomach, and I could hear him breathing heavily. His hand continued it's slow path up my chest and to my exposed neck. I swallowed down an impulsive scream that I couldn't help from rising as I felt him lean in towards me. His black locks fell onto my face and they smelled of mint. His hand was gently resting on my neck and his hot breath was on my ear. My heart was pounding and I was sure he could feel it. "It was so hard for me not to ravish you in front of everyone in Tunstead." His lips grazed my cheekbone. "The sensation was almost overpowering. You're lucky I have . . . Self-control." _____ This book is for readers who can handle maturity, violence, and who have a true appreciation for not only Kylo Ren/Adam Driver's beauty but for the Star Wars universe! Highest rank: #33 in Fanfiction! #2 in Star Wars! Copyright 2016 @ flywithmyjetpack . Please do not copy or steal my story/ideas. I don't own any part of the Star Wars episodes. I don't own any part of the characters or plot of Star Wars. However, THIS plot and most characters in this book are mine so please don't copy or mock my stories!