Harry loses almost everyone he loves and discovers he is unable to follow them into the after life. He gets bored of moping in Grimmauld place so moves to the US, much to the thrill of MAUSA (who Harry firmly ignores). He settles in Forks, a quiet town that should give him the dull life he desires, though a Nicotine fuelled, long haired, leather wearing teen with a couldn't care less attitude was bound to stick out a little. What Harry didn't expect was a coven of 7 bunny sucking vampires, a pack of wolf shifters and an annoying little muggle who couldn't keep her big nose out of other peoples business. To make matters worse one of the Bunny munchers is under the impression that Harry is their destined soulmate and keeps trying to talk to him (Merlin forbid). originally posted on AO3 (same username Seriously_awkward_amy) but decided to start posting on here too xoxo Cover art by Strangemagpie xoxo 💕

Harry had been a lot of things in his life, but happy hadn't been one of them for a very long time. He and Jasper loved each other. The wolves trusted Harry to be the middle man between themselves and the Coven. Bree was learning to be her own person with Rosalie and Emmett's support. Edward and Bella were about to get married (too absorbed in each other to annoy Harry). Carlisle and Esme were thrilled to see their family as close as it had ever been (despite Harry avoiding them often), while Alice bathed in the happiness of her family. Everything seemed so peaceful. Mortuus was still a thorn in his side, but he was growing annoyingly fond of that thorn. What Harry hadn't been expecting was a series of unpredictable events that would lead to him actually standing up for and defending Bella Swan. Oh, and having to tear down another stupid and arbitrary government. But when you're Harry Potter, what else could you really expect? Sequel to My Soul, Your Heart. The shits and giggles continue I guess.