HEY! -- In this One-Shot book. ➡ The Characters are TEENAGERS (15-18) ➡ There WILL be cussing and SOMETIMES heavy themes. ➡ There WON'T be Lemon/Smut. ➡ MAKE ME A SANDWICH! ➡ GIMME SANDWICH >:( ➡ 🥪🥪🥪 RAAAAAH! -- Reader is Female, BUT you can change it because you're super cool <3 -- (2023/08/17) -- The first few oneshots are terrible 💀 I'm so sorry. (2023/12/04) -- I hate my writing. I hate it. God, I actually hate it so much. (2023/12/05) -- "Wah wah waaah" that's all I hear from (2023/12/04) lmaooo 🥱 (2024/06/09) - I MADE A NEW BOOK. BESTIE, GO READ THAT ONE. -- 「Requests?」 - Closed (for now!) -- 「Stuff I try to write」 - Fluff - Angst - Fantasy? - Comedy - Weirdness - Silliness! (We like it weird and silly :3) -- 「Updates?」 - I MAY START A NEW BOOK! - A NEW SP X READER. - STAY TUNED, BESTIE! - MWAAAHAA 😈 (slow as heck) - I'M FLAPPING AROU-- (Just gimme a moment) - PLEASE HELP IT REALLY HURTS - HEEEEELP -- 「Broflov」🔥 - Is stealing your fridge :) - your fridge is gone - no more fridge for you, Bestie. -- 「BESTIE RULES」‼️ - Pressing that 'READ' button automatically makes you my Bestie. - I don't care if your hand slipped - You LEGALLY have to give me the keys to your house 🥰 - I'M JOKING-- - BESTIE, PUT THOSE AWAY! -- SOUTH PARK BELONGS TO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER. I ONLY OWN THESE ONESHOTS. PLEASE DON'T BREAK DOWN MY DOOR. -- 「Top Rankings!」 #1 - SOUTHPARK (🥳)

basically all that's in here is south Park Oneshots and lemons(there will also be fluff and limes) possibly a bit of a n g s t

I stg if anyone comments furry I will throw a shoe at you. Yeye no cover for now Major gore warning for this story. If you're squeamish get outta here buddy this isn't for you. Her heart pounded as she fled the scene. Blood soaked her clawed hands and her face. Her tail swayed and bounced with each step and so did her ears. Her breath came in short gasps. She'd killed them. All of them. Every last one. And they deserved it. Her ears flicked as she skidded in the icy snow. A cold breeze made her shiver. She grinned widely. She was free. No more cold rooms. No more testing. No more getting bossed around. But best of all? No more caretakers.

-CLOSED FOR REQUESTS- Like the title suggests it's just your typical South ParkxReader and ONESHOTS I'll add songs to set the mood cuz it's always fun to read with music! I even write O.CxSP (your O.CxSouth Park character)I also take SP characters with specific traits or reader with specific traits ie. gothstanxreader, goth readerxstanetc. I also take any one shot ideas you have! Enjoy:) I do NOT own SP characters! (like Matt Stone and Trey Parker don't already know that XD) Pictures thanks to tektek.org and deviantart.com and southparkstudios/de This is a collab between me (Animefreakduh) 1DawnofTime2 and WeirdlyCatObssessed *Update* I've reached the max number of chapters on this book part 2 is out if you have any new requests thanks!

Ever wonder what it would be like to interact with the residents of South Park? Read this and you'll know.