{Original Story} When Peter McKay saves a man from falling off his roof, he didn't plan for that guy to be a criminal, and he certainly didn't plan to get injected with an experimental -- and stolen -- serum that gives him superpowers. What a day. Now, with the help of the people who made his new abilities a possibility, he has to learn how to become the superhero the city needs, all while studying for tests and doing his homework. {First in a duology but can be read as a standalone!}

Ashlyn Calloway is your average teenager. Other than the fact she has powers. I'm talking real, honest to goodness powers. Like a superhero. Only she's not. Ashlyn hasn't shared her secret to anyone in hopes of being normal; but when tragedy strikes in Westlake and troubled secrets buried from the past reappear, will she suit up and play hero or will she collapse under the pressure that rests on her shoulders?

(Story takes place after the Kick-Ass 2 movie) After 3 years, Dave Lizewski really changed. He was turning into a true bad ass, and he was really helping in the streets. But, he missed his partner in crime. Mindy MacCready. Watch as Dave reunites with Mindy, and they truly kick some ass. (I do not own any of these characters or properties. Mark Millar does. Thank you for giving me a truly amazing story).

This is the first time someone has pitched an idea to me which I thought was a great idea

Three years after the demise of Frank D'Amico, David Lizewski-now New York's famous superhero Kick-Ass, has hardened into a better fighter & hero, yet even with a new suit built by his best friend Marty can't protect him from everything. Despite fighting crime, he's a college kid barely holding his life together while carrying a responsibility no one else can share. Meanwhile, Mindy McCready, known as Hit Girl returns to New York City, older and more dangerous. No longer a child, she's become an assassin. As their paths collide, the city slowly descends into an all out war, David must decide what kind of hero he really is.

Something has shifted in our reality as a new enemy emerges, and it is up to our New Avengers to reunite and defeat Kang The Conqueror. The issue remains: will time be on their side?

Peter is alone. He lost everyone. But maybe after meeting a soon-to-be hero at a steak out-turn raid, that might change. After all, no one should have to spend Christmas alone, and two Hawks and a mafia should be enough company... right?

I heard Ace Ventura 3 was happening so I came up with a story to retire the character