Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

*This is not a Y/N story, I've seen plenty of confusion but the main character is my own OC that I've created for this story* Maxine Carter was known for a few things. She had been a child prodigy and also that she was the sole survivor of the "Counted" cult after it burned to the ground. Now 15 years later she was coming for her destiny. She had been raised as Aaron Hotchner's daughter after being placed in protective custody with him. She had grown up around the BAU and it came as no shock when she decided to join the FBI. Now, as a brand new agent fresh out of the academy will Max have what it takes? Or will something or someone distract her? *** (Takes places around seasons 7-12, some details I'm changing for my story's sake are that Emily stays, Maeve happened 4 years prior instead of in the future, and Beth stays in the picture much more.) ***

Christmas at the Grey household is never boring! This follows the timeline of my Halloween and Thanksgiving stories. The kids are six and four and there's another Grey on the way. Can Christmas survive Christian?

25-year-old Chloé hates LA. After landing a starring role in a new crime show, she doesn't know what to expect: all her cast mates are considerably older and more experienced, she misses her dogs, and it's getting harder and harder to define her budding friendship with her costar, Matthew.

Christian Grey and family celebrate a Great Pumpkin themed Halloween. It takes place a year prior to my other Grey family stories. No cheating ever. All fun and romance. The kids are 3 and 5 in this story.

For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...

[book one] While rescuing a victim from the home of a serial killer, the team is surprised to find a mysterious woman who has no idea about her last or how she got there. As the team begins to help her recall her life, they may uncover more than they hoped to and she just might capture the affection of a certain young agent. ꧁꧁꧂꧂ All Rights Reserved.

The birth of Theodore Raymond Grey through the eyes of Christian. Lots of drama, hi jinx and heartfelt humor.

While on reassignment from the BAU, Spencer Reid teaches a Criminology class at a college in DC. Rushing to not be late for his first day teaching, he spills his coffee on Allie Taylor, a girl who just happens to be on her way to his class. heads up- this book contains spoilers for every season. if you have yet to finish the entire show and still choose to read this book, know that many major plot points will be spoiled for you. -content warning-: this book contains mention of restrictive eating behaviors, mentions of and the aftermath of rape / sexual assault, and mention of abortion. if any of these subjects are triggering for you, please do not read this book. author note: perhaps this should go without saying-- but please remember that these books are written by a real person who sees every comment. everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but for the most part please try to be kind!

The Greys are a kinky kind of Ozzie and Harriet in this family themed story that takes place after Freed (the kids are 4 &6). Lots of love and laughs and heart tugging moments in the Grey world of hearts and flowers as Christian, Ana, Phoebe and Teddy look forward to the birth of twins. This follows the timeline of my other holiday themed stories. It begins with Valentine's Day, celebrates Easter and Mother's Day, and eventually brings us to Father's Day, the twins' birth and beyond... Lots to come with this one. No cheating ever!