Sarcastically witty books
2 stories
His Beautiful Amore by SarcasticallyWitty
His Beautiful Amore
SarcasticallyWitty
  • Reads 1,492,799
  • Votes 79,654
  • Parts 44
[THIRD BOOK IN THE 'HIS' SERIES] [2017] "Why don't you go for a hike in those ridiculous death traps you call heels." I suggest. "Maybe you can fall off a cliff while you're at it." "Y-you bitch!" Is her amazing reply. I roll my eyes. "Amazing comeback. Do you want a cookie?" "Shut up!" She squeals, stomping her foot. "I don't want to hear your voice!" "I'm just replying to your stupid ass comebacks, puta." I tell her. "If you want me to shut up and not hear my voice, you should walk far, far away. Right into a shark's mouth." "Ugh!" She stomps her heeled foot again and storms off. "You're good." Blake says from next to me, an amused smirk on his pink lips. "Well, duh!" Harmony stretches out. "Her mother and grandmother are both queens, so obviously she inherited it." Rose tells him. Then Ryder, Tyler, Carter and Kiev rush over to us. "Hey, if you guys see a fuming Ms Hayfer covered in paint, tell her we moved to Mars." Ryder pants out before they run off again. Just then, a fuming Ms Hayfer walks over covered in green paint. "Where are they?" She questions angrily, stopping in front of us. "Wow, Ms H. Green is definitely not your colour." Blake says bluntly, making Rose and Harmony giggle into their hands. "Where. Are. They?" She grits out, teeth clenched. This time I answer her. "They moved to Mars." *~* (THIS IS THE THIRD BOOK IN THE 'HIS OREO PRINCESA' SERIES.) BOOK 1: HIS OREO PRINCESA BOOK 2: HIS LITTLE DEVIL BOOK 3: HIS BEAUTIFUL AMORE
The Girl in the Hoodie by SarcasticallyWitty
The Girl in the Hoodie
SarcasticallyWitty
  • Reads 27,079,720
  • Votes 1,146,569
  • Parts 61
{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZZ POP "...am I dead?" I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them. My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that. I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing. "Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly. *~* {HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }