Crack. It's fucking crack

What do you do when you come home to find the band One Direction was kidnapped by your best friend? You try not to go to jail is one thing. You also managed to fall for one of the guys. cover by: @sighstiles

Louis, to his horror, attends an elitist university in which the name Zayn Malik means something, Niall Horan doesn't stop talking, there are pianos everywhere, and Harry Styles, only son of a drug-addled, clinically insane ex-rocker, has a perfect smile and empty eyes. WARNING: all rights go to velvetoscar on ao3 Cover made by: whatkooloser