Guess what? You've been noticed by the really, REALLY flirtatious Emperor! (I might have already said to much :p) Y'know, just read the book. You'll get what it's about in... Probably the prologue XD ALOHA CHAN, OUT!~ UPDATE 2020: I will update this someday. I know, it's literally been years. I don't know when, but once I finish rewriting the entire story, I will post it on my new main account, which I moved over to a new account for personal reasons. @Aloha-Chan is the account, go follow it so that when I do finish the story, you will find out. I really appreciate everyone who has read this story, and getting this many views is absolutely incredible. If you want to talk about what I'm writing here right now, I would do it in the prologue or the last chapter. Oh, and if you want to talk to me on the Splatoon Manga Fandom website, find me here: https://coroika.fandom.com/wiki/User:OddlEnough Talk to me any time, I'd be ecstatic to hear from you :) Just post something on my message wall. Thank you! -Aloha Chan

I may have or may not have turned this into an anime

Female assistant cookie run kingdom reader x Affogato Cookie 💀 Cookie run kingdom is not owned by me but is an amazing game please play it Ah yes homicidal thoughts Affogato who doesn't care about anything x The Shut in with no homicidal thoughts who feels guilty for everything You are the assistant to your homie Custard cookie III usually locked up in your room until a certain someone tries to poison you maybe ඩා Basically enemies to lovers but horribly written as a joke, the plot is thick, thicker than this a- um thicker than this among us ඩා (This is a dumb as joke. Dw I've written far, far worse...I want all my published books to be hella weird and range from many things. Make it extremely questionable yeah? I want my profile to be extremely confusing)