SEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes

YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE BFDI (Mostly Fireafy, Woodrop, Bracecube, TBxGB , Barfrock, 4x, Flower/Ruby/Lollipop love triangle, etc ships.) REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TEARDROP IS GOD.

It's terrible alright

Basically random things that pop out of my head and i respectively set them for bfb characters so... yeah, woohoo Probably mostly Lollipop idk

oh no he's trapped save him 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Basically I have BFB stuff. This will probably be updated infrequently, and in bursts, but meh. All content is made by me, unless I say otherwise. Will add tags as I go!

We're doing a sequel We're back by popular demand Come on everybody, strike up the band! We're doing a sequel That's what we do in Hollywood And everybody knows the sequel's never quite as good A sequel Another feature attraction Places please, light the lights, roll camera, action I thought it was the end, But no my friends this is when we get to do it all again! Do it all again Until the credits roll, We get another go to show them we can do it all again! Bawk bawk bawk begawk! We're doing a sequel There's no need to disguise The studio considers us a viable franchise We're doing a sequel How hard can it be? We can't do any worse than The Godfather: 3 We're doing a sequel The studio wants more While they wait for Tom Hanks to make Toy Story 4 I thought it was the end, But no my friends, this is when we get to do it all again Do it all again Until the credits roll, We've got another go to show them we can do it all again Wank wank wank wank We're doing a sequel Let's give it a go With Hollywood stars And more one liner cameos We're doing a sequel I don't mean to be a stickler But this is the seventh sequel to our original motion picture We're doing a sequel Let's give it a shot All we need now is a half decent plot

basically just what if the beefy die characters had phones and could text each other lol warning for swear words and questionable themes ships you'll probably find in this: stapoldy geladrop treetle coinpin balloudy matchcil barfnut (I DIDN'T MAKE THE NAME 🥲🥲🥲) and maybe more!!! btw they're humans in this au

This is just random bfb stuff

A Crack Book About Walking Objects I Like Also, the characters in this story are going to be the same version as they are in my Groupchat Story.If you see someone acting out of character than they usually do, you know why.