#1 in hrd March 31st #2 in ransom July 14tg #2 in basedonamovie March 30th #2 in fake April 10th #5 in hugh April 3rd #6 in hughransomdrysdale April 1st #7 in drysdale April 1st "𝓘'𝓶 𝓪𝓯𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓵𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓮" 𝐒𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝. 𝐓𝐨𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥. 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬! (THE EVENTS OF 'KNIVES OUT' DO NOT AND WILL NOT HAPPEN) (Chapters with * include smut) (I don't claim to own anything or any of the characters in this story, except for the made up ones. Credits to the owners of the pictures I use! Credits to the owners of everything I do not own) 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐈𝐒 𝟏𝟎𝟎% 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐁𝐘 𝐌𝐄.

"I'm sorry...can you just repeat that? You're marrying me off to WHO?" "Ransom Drysdale..." A playboy and bratty socialite forced to marry in order to keep their inheritances? What could possibly go wrong? 18+ Warning! Contains swearing and eventual smut. I don't own the Knives Out characters, just my own OC Effie Rattenberry

Responding to a job advert for an Au Pair. Melody Harper is taken on to look after a young baby, left in the care of her father who wants nothing to do with the newborn. As Melody settles into life with the Drysdale and Thrombey family, she soon learns that they are anything but normal, and the man who should be taking care of his daughter is the worst of them all... *Will not follow the timeline for Knives out* I do not own any of the Knives Out Characters - just my own OC Warning! 18+ - Contains swearing, sexual and other mature content.