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𝖠𝗅𝗅 𝖳𝗈𝗈 𝖶𝖾𝗅𝗅 | 𝖢𝗁𝗈𝗂 𝖡𝖾𝗈𝗆𝗀𝗒𝗎

"𝖨 𝗋𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝗈𝗎." 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙄𝙈𝙀𝙍: 𝖠𝗇𝗒 (𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗌𝗂𝖻𝗅𝖾) 𝖿𝗈𝗎𝗅 𝖻𝖾𝗁𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗒𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝖡𝖾𝗈𝗆𝗀𝗒𝗎 𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗋𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝖿𝗅𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗎𝖺𝗅 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝖽𝗎𝖼𝗍𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗋'𝗌 𝗂𝗆𝖺𝗀...

Do you love me ♡ ? ● Hwang hyunjin ff ●

why does he act so cold to me .

Roommates || han jisung ✓

〚 COMPLETED 〛 ❝I can be your roommate.❞ ❝Just like that? What if I turn out to be a murderer or something?❞ ❝Guess I'll have to just hope you're not one then.❞ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 『 A story in which two strangers suddenly became roommates for an entire month. What happened during that time, neither of them expect...

𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐓 | 𝐊𝐢𝐦 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐨𝐨

"𝗔 𝗯𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀." -- 🚨 viewer discretion is advised Content : Strong language, harsh topics.

My Annoying Boss | Hwang Hyunjin

(2nd book) Aika is a writer at a publishing company, she is a hopeless romantic who is trying to survive her daily life. Everything will change as she cross path with her annoying boss, Hyunjin.

Secrets || Straykids ff✔️

Everyone has a secret to keep. But, it's okay. That's how this world normally works. ___________ : EDITED : Sorry if you noticed A LOT of wrong grammars and misspelled words. I'm actually not fluent in English.

MISSION: Love

"𝐈 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲?" Three years of liking Jay was torturing Hana. She had watched him fall in love wit...

arcade ♧ lee felix

"can i get a cheeseburger with a side of your number" "that was, bad. absolutely terrible" - university au - completed ✔️ - unedited book 2 of the ❝ YOU. ❞ series ✄ 𝐡𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 . 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏

hell / lee minho

" i should've just let you die there "

The PLAYERS' | l.kw

What has made them to be a player? The players..two players are playing each others feeling , but...who will win? Lee Minho epistolary All rights reserved ® Date:08.18.19 - 03.03.20

his voice | han jisung

" I hated him with all my heart because he stole all the attention that I got with his voice. " Bang Chohee used to be known as the star of her neighbourhood , however when Han Jisung moved into her neighbourhood all of that changed. All everyone ever talks about is about Han Jisung and they just forgotten about her...

STUPID CUPID ✶ choi soobin

"who the hell are you and why are you in my apartment?" a choi soobin fanfic. © -joonbug 2019

Unknown || kth. ✅

''You remind me of the ocean..'' ''Is it because I'm deep and mysterious?'' he asks. ''No, because you're salty and scare the shit out of people'' ©2019-2020

unknown number | choi yeonjun ✔

Unknown Number: Good morning beautiful!! (･'з'･) Me: Wrong number.. Unknown number: I'm probably texting the right number honey bun ('∀｀)♡ [book 1]

DREAMING | TXT Choi Yeonjun |❤️||✔️|

"Scratch that. That was the 'second' best thing that ever happened to me," he said while rummaging through his tangled thoughts as I felt my chest tighten. "The first best thing that ever happened to me...was you~" A multi genre teen fiction that you won't be able to resist even long after you've turned the final page...

MISCHIEF || hwang hyunjin SKZ

"Trust me princess, that's a sentence you don't want to finish." That mischievous son of a bitch. @avocadomix

Working For My Bias || Hwang Hyunjin FF

hyunjin x fem reader Y/N thought that everything she seen on TV was real; that the way the idols act on screen and off screen was the same. But when she got a job offer to work as a stay in maid for stray kids, she started to believe otherwise because of one person. "Why do you hate me? Ever since I came here you've n...

setsunai • lee know

sequel of toy - lee know setsunai (切ない) just when they thought they are safe when they are far from that one place which holds all of the phobias they once had. "i don't feel safe." "I'm here. i'll protect you." he stares right into her eyes, when the fear crawls back right again, dragging them into hell hole. when th...

bite * lee know

[COMPLETED] He is a vampire who needs love than blood

OBEDIENT✔️ || lee minho SKZ

"Be obedient kitten, or I will have to punish you..." Stray kids MAFIA au @avocadomix

PAYBACK | lmh

"you're the one who devised a plan to break my heart." "and you're the one that ruined my life." ⁣⁣↳ in which a girl named eunji decides to to get minho back for breaking her best friend, hana's heart, and uses hana's plan to do so. **this is a pretty old book that i'm keeping up for memories and my writing style has...

𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙨 | Lee Felix | Mafia

"The guy who saved you. He's here." "So why do I need to run away from him?" "𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘍𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘹" What if I tell you she would find love with a cold-blooded assassin? Would he help her find out the truth? /// WARNING: triggering and mature content /// [LIKE SMUT, CUSSING AND BLOOD.] ©jimilix | 2022

M.I.A || Lee Felix X Reader

"Y/N please talk to me, what's wrong? Is it me?" Y/N leaves their hometown to go study college abroad, meaning they has to leave their best friend Lee Felix. Years pass by and Y/N comes home after finishing school, Felix reaches out to them but they turn him down instantly. What happens next? - I will be using they/t...

CONTINUATION OF BOOK 3 & 4

THIS IS THE CONTINUATION OF BOOK 3!!!!

bad Girl? || Hyunjin X Reader

Y/n has been traumatized by her past, she doesn't like getting close to people. She's a very lonely person but she doesn't really care, as long she has her mom she's good. Her dad is in a motorcycle gang, he loves motorcycle so much that he cleaned his motorcycle almost every day, he teaches y/n how to ride them whe...

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒖𝒏𝒌𝒚𝒂𝒓𝒅

Parents always warned their kids about the Junkyard. "That's where all the dirty, disgusting, bad people live" they would say. The junkyard is where the poorest of people live, this part of town is small and rundown, no shops or stores anywhere to be seen. The people who live there are thieves indeed and don't like i...

mine | hwang hyunjin

As a successful kpop idol, you never have time for romance or relationships. After getting your heart broken by men in the industry, you vow to never allow yourself to get hurt again. You try your best to avoid commitment but soon find yourself struggling to avoid catching feelings when you meet Hyunjin.

dance with me | hhj

One dance can change everything. I made up the storyline and Kim Jaylee, Kim Jiso, and Lee Mina. The rest of the characters I do not own. completed/slowly editing.

Mafia Princess || Hyunjin x Reader

Y/N was just a normal girl, working in a small corner shop to save up for college. Until one day, she witnesses something she probably shouldn't have. What happens when the scene unfolds itself in front of her eyes, and it is revealed to her that she witnessed a mafia job in the process? Will she become a target for t...