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Enjoy this New York times best seller generated 100% by my own braincells. Refrain from falling in love with my grammar and sentence structure. This story is set at the beach, so please mind the excessive amount of sand. TW: The picture I used for the third chapter features an uncomfortable amount of spiders. I like spiders, but this image in particular just makes my skin crawl. Arachnophobes beware.

Bob's new postman is hot, sexy, and wild. How will he calm his urges?

bobbys a sexy boi hehehhehehehehehhehehe

If you're into spicy, romantic fan fictions with hot characters, take a peek. You're going to be ON YOUR KNEE'S crying with happiness.

you and garbage smell fall in love.... i think 😕 this story was only made for your mom. 💪 achievement: #1 in #gargamel #1 in #smurf #1 in #papasmurf #1 in #ballsack

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?