READ IT DUMBASS (Talking to myself)
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The Lust We Run On by I_Forget_Shit
The Lust We Run On
I_Forget_Shit
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Everyone has noticed Tom's odd behavior every few months or so ever since they were 16, yet no one had the courage to ask Tom what was wrong. That was until one day Edd had enough of it. Who knew being held back just a few seconds would put Tom in a position he never thought he'd be in. He'd been pushed as far as to reveal all his secrets. To have all his dignity go down the drain. And to have all his lust unleashed on one man. Tord. The one man Tom would never think would be the man to help him with his...special...needs.
//Strip club lights\\ Michael X Noah by RadioSilence34
//Strip club lights\\ Michael X Noah
RadioSilence34
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Michael Afton has never had very much money, since his family passed away he's been scraping by living alone. Having to provide for the house, Michael found the only job that payed a liveable wage, a stripper, Or prostiute as the flyer said. Michael reluctantly took the job as he had no where else to go, and that's how he became a "dancer" working for one of the most popular clubs in the city. Noah Carter has always grown up in a comfortable house, food always available, maids to do all the cleaning, but he never really knew how they got the money, that is until his father passed away and the business was handed down to him. He found out his father had owned a popular gang in the city, and Noah now had to take over it, over the years as he got more trained, he became one of the most well known gangsters in the world. What will happen when Noah's friends drag him to a strip club and the petite brunette on stage catches his eye? TW: Violence, Sexual assault, swearing, quite a bit of smut, kinda dirty in general . # 49 in club # 42 in tw # 3 in michaelxennard # 191 in romancefanfiction If this is an AU that makes you uncomfortable, I completely understand! It's not for everyone, but I hope some people like it anyway!<3
Mute by DaBuN_Bun
Mute
DaBuN_Bun
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Tord has been taken from his abusive mother. Hes been put into an orphanage and doesn't know that much english, which makes it hard for him. He doesn't talk much to anyone except a boy named Tom, who also lives at the orphanage since his parents were both killed. Tord talks so little, that even when they grow up to be in high school, he still can't talk well and has an accent, even though he has lived in Britain for 12 years. He's also been given the name "Mute" since nobody ever heard him talk. At one point, he is forced to talk, and things only get worse.
Pain | TordTom by MrGrayNyx
Pain | TordTom
MrGrayNyx
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Ok so I gave up on the description for this story but it's at least something- Tord comes back from the Army to see his "old friends" again. Of course, Tom is suspicious of him, cuz leaving for 9 years then coming back all of a sudden. Like what the hell? He must be planning something or some shit 'The End' does not happen until the second chapter :T)) - This book is very cringy. I recommend to be warned that it makes like, no sense- - ⚠️WARNING⚠️ [] Contains swearing [] Boyxboy [] Tordtom [] Eddmatt [] Characters do not belong to me, they belong to Eddsworld | Edward Duncan Ernest Gould ⚠️STRONGER TOPICS⚠️ [] Suicidal thoughts [] Suicide attempt (Maybe not, we'll find out) [] Self-harm [] Anorexia [] Rape (He's not actually going to be raped, more like touched sexually, kissing as well) ⚠️-So please if your sensitive about these things do not read-⚠️ I am warning you now Welp, other than that I hope you all enjoy it!! .•°*Rankings*°•. #6 in TomTord #1 in ewtordtom #2 in ewtomtord #1 in eweddmatt #2 in depressedtord
You Sweet Commie! ( TordTom ) by CreatorsWorldStories
You Sweet Commie! ( TordTom )
CreatorsWorldStories
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COMPLETED! Writer: CreatorsWorldStories The cover of the book is mine :> Sorry if this story had bad grammar im actually Malay. You Sweet Commie! Tom Height: 171 cm Crush:Tord Hates: Christmas Loves:Susan and smirnoff Tord Height:164 cm Crush:Tom Hates: Sunshin Lollipops song Loves:Guns and hentai Edd Height: 159 cm Crush:Matt Hates:Tord or Tom never admitted that they like eachother Loves:Cola and Ringo Matt Height: 176 cm Crush:Himself- Edd Hates:Everybody hates him Loves:Mirrors
My Mistake Sir [WTFuture Tordtom ]  by Brenski_Tx_1836
My Mistake Sir [WTFuture Tordtom ]
Brenski_Tx_1836
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This fanfiction takes place of The End in future. Thomas works for Red Leader. And mishap happens by Thomas screwing up. HA Classic Stupid Tom. Enjoy :D
My Best Adventure Was You (TomTord) by SpoopyTree
My Best Adventure Was You (TomTord)
SpoopyTree
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'You make sacrifices all the time and you put off things that you want to do and you put off adventures. You put it off because the best adventure is being together and then that person leaves and... you're all alone.' // tord was born, you could say, well.. special. tom was born an unkind person, but inside he was a teddy bear. in the end they're both alike. (cover art belongs to @DrawDoodles) (I only ship the Eddsworld characters not the people in real life) (Characters belong to Eddsworld)
saltines and capri-suns {tomtord} by SpoopyTree
saltines and capri-suns {tomtord}
SpoopyTree
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tord has been diagnosed with depression and goes to stupid therapy every single day. he barely sees colors anymore, everything seems like it's in black and white. the only get away from his illness is music, creating his own personal oasis for him to get away. tom of course makes nothing better, using ever chance he gets to antagonize tord. with arguing in the way, the two don't realize how much they're alike. a demon and a monster, with much of the same personalities and heart. (cover by p-nim on twitter)
1 More Chance [Old] by Reactier
1 More Chance [Old]
Reactier
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Tord comes back AGAIN to the good old original Eddsworld crew, not for friendship, but for something to help him later in his plan for world domination. (This Book Has Multiple Points Of View) (TomTord)
Save me (depressed Tom x Tord) by ALT8890
Save me (depressed Tom x Tord)
ALT8890
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Tom lived most of his life with edd and Matt till his old crush, Tord came and destroyed their home. Tom started getting depressed and isolated himself from everyone around him including edd and Matt. While his depression Tom became a bad alcoholic, and would not eat but only drink. One day Tom found Tord sitting all alone crying on the sidewalk, on the same day Matt and edd started talking to Tom again, not aware of his depression, soon they all find out at the same time.. Will they help Tom? (Btw this book contains some 13+ stuff and Tom x Tord... duh... also it also contains edd being jelly of Tord for taking Tom, but there will be eddmatt later... so ye)