Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

Before you say anything, I wrote this story on another account and I lost the login info Two serial killers Masky and Hoodie run rampant killing people left in right in your small community. After they manage to chase you down and catch you Masky spares you? He proposes a deal, live with him but completely off the grid, cut off from the rest of humanity. Will you make it out alive living with a sociopathic serial killer? Only time will tell. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 in MaskyxReader 10/29/2022 #1 in Masky 03/08/2022 #1 in JeffTheKiller 03/24/2022