"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘠/𝘕. 𝘠𝘦𝘵, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘮 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘐 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯." Y/N is a proudly unemployed, room-dwelling RPG fanatic whose entire universe revolves around one man: Zhongli. Surviving entirely off the profits of selling custom Zhongli merchandise to fellow (but inferior) simps online, her chaotic, noisy lifestyle comes to a literal explosive halt when her PC bursts, pulling her directly into the world of Teyvat. ​Joining Lumine on her journey, Y/N hysterically simps her way through Mondstadt and Liyue, slipping modern gaming terms and baffling the residents with her intense adoration. But when she finally meets the Geo Archon himself, her obsession reaches new heights. As the journey takes them to the dangerous shores of Inazuma, Zhongli's hidden, fiercely possessive nature awakens. From stepping into an Archon battle to absolute devotion, he will ensure his favorite mortal never breaks her contract of love-even if it means crossing realms to keep her.

~ ✧ ~ 𝕬 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜 𝖎𝖓 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖚𝖓 ~ ✧ ~ "Baby, I don't care if this is a dream, a coma, or some weird cosmic joke! I am gonna live this shit up!" Waking up in the world of One Piece should be a death sentence. For (Y/N), it's a VIP pass to the greatest theme park ever built. Granted powers , she decides the Grand Line is her personal playground , she's not here to follow the story. She's here to rewrite it. --------- ♆ --------- "I love your hair but I can't imagine myself with red hair. Like, I really can't." "Stop having daddy issues!!!" "Can I try your hat? ...Is that a no? Wow, rude." From confusing Marines to utterly baffling Emperors, (Y/N)'s chaotic energy is a force of nature no one is prepared for. --------- ♆ --------- "Your justice looks a little dusty. Let me overhaul it for you." "Your clown aesthetic is a choice. Not a good one, but a choice." "You're my favorite. Don't tell the grumpy swordsman." --------- ♆ --------- Join the chaos. (And pray you're on her good side.)