This book contains! Smut Kissing Fluff Angst?? Bad grammar Has spelling Containing ships! Luckity(Luzu x Quackity) Wility(Wilbur x Quackity) Luzbur(Luzu x Wilbur) Dnf Karlnap Skephalo Purpledinnit(Platonic, please don't take it serous)

"𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚"

These two fruity assholes have taken over my life now, and I'm about to make it everyone's problem. So here's my collection of oneshots and little story bits. Insert your obligatory "this is about the characters, not the content creators" here. Don't ship real people and keep in mind that I'm writing about the characters, and purely the characters. (Art not mine ((Obviously))) If you have any questions about any of these AUs, feel free to ask me about them! I love answering questions about them. And if you spot something that I should add to the warnings, let me know so I can add them!

Wilbur was a witch, just like his mother. He helped his father and brother defend humanity against the threat of the two fae courts - the Seelie and Unseelie courts. Being a witch meant he was vulnerable, that the fae would try to steal him, so he understood the restrictions he was under. It was fine. That was, until his father and brother brought the King of the Unseelie Court to the Fae Hunters Village.

Wilbur, no sign of touch at his stay in Limbo. Incredibly touch starved, Wilbur is revived! But seems to cling onto his enemy. Touching him at all costs. Quackity, devastated that his sworn rival Wilbur is revived. He is annoyed at all the touch Wilbur is giving him, but can't help but wonder if there is more to Wilbur's touches then just being lonely. Started: 4/15/23 DISCONTINUED: 5/9/23

ART IS NOT MINE!!! Quackity had just broken up with his finances, Karl and Sapnap not so long ago. Now he had built up his nation, and it was beautiful. But Quackity felt something was missing. He needed a lover, no he wanted a lover. So, one day, a feather comes off of his wing, and he decides to wish upon it. He didn't know that it landed on his greatest enemy's head. TW: SWEARING ETC

Quackity had no where to go. He hated Schlatt with a burning passion. Schlatt had used him. Quackity didn't want to work with him anymore. He didn't care if he was vice president or not, he just wanted to get away from that man. One night, Quackity ran away. He found himself at Pogtopia. He wasn't trusted at all, but they let him stay. Though, while he was staying in Pogtopia, a certain brunette caught his attention. Or maybe even his heart. NO ART IS MINE Started:5/13/23 Finished:5/22/23

• Take your shot • ' TNTDUO ~ .﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀. agent quackity x Mafia boss wilbur .﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀. credits: dunno credits to the cover, but it is not MINE title is made by: @MiloStoleUrWaffles Story idea: @Schizophrenic_didi .﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀. Tw: No smut but it gets Spicy Fluff Death (blood obviously) Suicide Angst Mentions of R@pe Mentions of Self-Harm Kidnapping (This story is discontinued, I might one day decide to finish it, but for now it is discontinued. ^^) .﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀. REMINDER I AM SHIPPING THE CHARACTERS NOT THE IRL PEOPLE. ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ I AM LAZY SO IM NOT STUDYING ANYTHING ABOUT AGENTS😒 .﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀. enjoy! <3