A compilation of one hundred ways to waste your summer vacation properly.

the last time i updated this thing for real was in 2015, so i highly advise against reading this. even so, i will never cease to be astonished at the sheer number of individuals who have willingly read and loved this book over the course of the past years. no matter how cringey this old material may be, it brings back a sense of nostalgia to my early wattpad days that i'll never forget. if i was ever feeling down, there would be thousands of people here to listen and to support me. i owe everyone who read this book any time between 2014-2015 the world, for you guys, i'll be forever grateful. thank you for everything. on a side note, please stop and refrain from calling me your "senpai" or "author-nim." cover credit: harry clarke, "silence"

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

Warning: This story may cause your toes to dismember their selves from your body, and they may start chanting spontaneous. If they do start chanting, please proceed to set up a bloodstone circle around yourself to protect your family from them feasting on their lungs.