*record scratch sound effect* since my other fanfics are taking forever to write I just made this instead this is somehow #3 in backpack as of 8/7/22

it goes wrong (eventually) this is another crackfic (wow I need to start posting actual fanfics) #46 in homo as of 8/10/22 (became #31 as of 8/17/22) #479 in joke as of 8/14/22