don't read it

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙 Y/N is 25 in this story while Captain crunch is 85. This is a cursed book 👍

What is actually wrong with me. Okay so i decided to finally make a description. i don't know what possessed me to write this but here's a story about how two people, polar opposites, who thought they hated each other, fell in love. this is satire i promise

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