Veneer, stationary, the lee to the current of dance, saw upon the stage an idol, a muse, a personal goal. He grasped towards the lit succubi with a frail, gloved arm. Out of reach. The drum beat fluttered and a guitar with a faceless player swooned. The tiny dancer took a knee and caressed his microphone. "Can anybody find me Somebody to love?"

So like your a BIG admirer of the lorax movie, mainly the onceler. he's all the talk at work because you all watched the movie at work. you meet a lady who tells you the future of his business if he continues his tree killing spree, you become weirded out and get back on your way home but she insists it'll be fun anyway. 1st place in joke - 22/6/23

(This book is lowkey a joke between friends but im actually gonna put work into it) Hanahaki AU In this world, hanahaki disease comes in many different forms other than the flowers. One of those forms is a deep blush with heart shaped scabs that appear over your cheeks. it works the same way average hanahaki works, Unless the love is returned it will slowly kill you You and the onceler have been friends for years, eventually he begins wearing scarves no mater the weather. Large ones that cover his face up to the eyes, how peculiar Onceler x reader Started: 2/4/2020

Hoping for the best in your toxic relationship with the greedler you debate whether being with him is the best option

For my friend// After finding that your day to day lifestyle fills you with no true joy, you seek true happiness, or at least some sort of purpose. After meeting the Onceler during his travels, you find that he has something you don't; hope, hope that someday, things will brighten up for him. So you hop along the wagon, desiring this heartburning passion that the Onceler has, not knowing that it was right in front of you all along

Shadow lemonade~

This is to make up for not finishing my other yandere Shadow X reader and one I can actually enjoy making