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  • In the Night Garden
    97 1 1

  • in the night garden
    45 1 1

    Hi

  • makka pakka
    4.1K 85 4

    Just a trashy makka pakka book i wrote for a joke with my friends

  • Makka Pakka and Me
    230 7 2

    Read it.

  • Alpha Makka
    88 4 1

    Through the fog, his piercing aquatic orbs had me pinned on the spot. With every step he took towards me, more and more tears would fall down my frozen cheeks. He came closer, inch by inch until he was breathing down my neck. I gasped as he whispered the most chilling words into my ears. "It's makkapakka madafakka" ...

  • The Rock Room
    160 8 1

    Thank you to the one person who voted, much love. Makka Pakka x reader Please leave your feedback, and feel free to tell us how you ended up here my guy. Steamy and smutty, do not read if you don't like explicit scenes. The tale of how the young and enigmatic Makka Pakka found himself and true love. xoxo

  • In The Night Garden (Not Complete)
    389 9 4

    In The Night Garden is a story for preschoolers and primary school kids.

  • Alpha male
    57 0 1

    Hello everyone, This story is just a shitpost Hope you enjoy

  • A Fun Time
    2.6K 22 6

    You've arrived at the Night Garden with one goal. To find the one and only Makka Pakka... 😏

  • Makes Pakka the Saviour
    154 1 4

    I haven't watched endgame yet but I'm pretty sure this is how it ends and if I'm right you have to pay me €1. Yes, you, the person reading this. I know who you are. Anyway enjoy

  • The Night Garden-behind the screen.
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    The love, the betrayal and the mystery of everyone's favourite kids show-the night garden-the cringe is real. ********************************

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  • dobby oneshots👿💀👹👿👹🥺🥺😏😏
    375 5 2

    DOBBY X HERMIONE AND MANY MORE HEHEHEHEHH RESD TO FIND OUT

    Mature
  • Who's your Dobby
    1.9K 39 4

    Who's your dobby is about Sally malfoy (Draco Malfoy's wife) doing the dirty with dobby their house elf.

  • Biden x Trump
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    Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔

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  • SpongeBob vs. Miley Cyrus
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    SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

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  • Trump x shrek
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    After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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  • peppa pig x dora the explorer
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    im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship

    Completed  
  • Biden x trump ❗️ SMUT ❗️
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    (THIS IS A JOKE I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE) Biden and Trump are both running for president, however trump and soon realize he's caught feelings for his own enemy. How did he catch feelings? He doesn't even know, he doesn't want to like him but somehow he does. He can't like Biden, he's in a relationship with pence! Imagin...

  • Peppa pig smuts
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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT 5K VIEWS OMGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually love you guys #1 in motherfucking Ayyyyye

    Mature
  • Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩
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    how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

    Mature
  • Peppa Pig Smut Book 🐷
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    Peppa pig and her little brother George stumble upon a mysterious room one day, whilst their parents were out. However something very, very bad happened in this room, and as a result, their father fled the country leaving Peppa in despair and her brother George on a quest for revenge.

    Mature
  • Boris Johnson x Reader
    88 1 1

    just a story between y/n and boris