Finally, the new castle's been built! Everything is finally going the SMG4 crew's way, and everything is as close to ''normal'' as it can possibly be in this world! Meanwhile, in a certain Starbucks, SMG3 begins to accept his feelings for SMG4 after years of rivalry and friendship, but hasn't spoken a word about it to any other members of Four's crew. It's fine, though. Everything is fine so far. Of course, that's just what Three thinks until one day, he starts to mysteriously cough up blue roses, getting sicker and sicker every day. (Ranked #1 in #SMG34 as of July 25th, 2024) (Ranked #1 in #SMG3 as of August 4th, 2024)

After the events of It's Gotta Be Perfect, a rogue meme leaves Four not feeling like himself. He and Three struggle to keep a new monstrous being in check. (A/N: Trying to follow the tone of the show, but probably a fair bit darker. Still very much a shitpost fic lol. Tagged as 43, but not a ship fic. They're just pining for each other in the background, and that's not gonna be resolved here. I'm British, if you see unfamiliar slang that's why. Warnings for gore. Later, warning for vomiting and body horror. General werewolf stuff. Stay safe kiddos Updates whenever...???!)

(Written before Western Spaghetti) TAKES PLACE AFTER THE EVENTS OF "SMG4 Movie: IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT" After the whole "Perfect Video" incident with SMG4, SMG3 vouches to never let it happen again. However, uncertainty and instability becomes more prevalent amongst them as time goes by, and they both need to realize what's happening before it's too late. (Cover updated on September 26th, 2023) [Voted #3 SMG4 Fanfic by SMG4 TWT]

In order to be eligible to win one morbillion dollars in a game show that Swagmaster is hosting, SMG4 and SMG3 need to work together in order to beat out the other teams that are competing. The catch? it's a couple's game show... and SMG4 and SMG3 are not dating. [Voted "#2 Best Fanfic" by SMG4TWT!] TESTIMONIALS FROM SATISFIED VIEWERS: "I thought this book would be stupid and boring but now I'm obsessed 😭" "As gay and frustrating as canon!" "This fanfic is the bible of homosexuality."