- Just a bunch of silly fruits doing there silly fruit things,

all cross posted from ao3 if you came here just to be pissy about ppl shipping fruits disrespectfully eat a banana peel

They just get married I guess. (Not connected to any of my other books)

(THIS BOOK WILL NEVER FEATURE NSFW CONTENT) Ever since Pear saw the dancing banana's stupid face he became the host's biggest critic and ever since Banana caught Pear staring he wanted to know more. *story preview* After the Announcer's intro, Dancing Banana gave the cameras one of his signature winks during his entrance. Pears' face flushed from it, but he rolled his eyes to make the emotion he was feeling appear as secondhand embarrassment in order to avoid appearing like another fanboy in the crowd... In the middle of pears drooling over the constant curvature of the banana man's mouth, they made eye contact with each other. Banana observed Pear focusing very intently on him the entire show, and although he is used to having eyes on him, it still felt uncomfortable to be so closely examined. Throughout the entire show, he tried everything to get the pear to look somewhere else, including showcasing a bonus prize, introducing Boardy, and more, but nothing worked. He simply stared at the pear while wondering, "Why is he looking at me like that?"

Their rocky relationship starts off with Pear's critics and complaints related to the game show hosted by Dancing Banana. However, the duo begins bonding whenever the cameras aren't rolling. How long will their harmless connection and secrets last before fans, paparazzi, and police find out? ☆ Two people are working on this fanfiction, but Perry (myself) is the one most active since I own the acc. It all started off as a little joke and now I'm invested in this lol (expect it to be way serious this time). Main characters (and some dialogue) belong to Shovelware Studios!! Story features OCs in a couple of scenarios (skippable if you prefer to read with SWBG characters only). Cover art by closed.door (@bruniipain yt)

( Discontinued, as I am writing the SWBG Dead Man's Theater AU! Sorry to everyone who was looking forward to this fic being finished, I had lost interest quite some time ago. You can find me more active as @Bonadella_ on Twitter - thank you for understanding! P. S. You can use my concept for this if you'd like! Just credit me as usual. ) Recently, Shovelware Studios decided to add a new branch to their brand; The Banana Phone! Get to know and converse with your favorite game show host, The Dancing Banana, for the small price of 5 dollars a month! Surely, he wouldn't fall for a marketing scheme like that, right?.. ..Right?????

uhh .. Uh Listen Cmon Please hear me out i beg you Btw this is a fandom related fanfic this AINT an ordinary banana!! .. Remember the meme "peanut butter jelly time"? .. Please read the tags on this story before reading so no confusion arises

Well fuck time to make a pear X banana story (their my be some smut idk yet lol) !the cover is not mine!

I'm mentally ill [ finished!! u can check out my Pearnana oneshots book if u enjoyed this one! :D ] (( COVER ART AND ALL ART IN THIS BOOK IS OLD AND I'M PROB NOT GONNA UPDATE IT, I MAYBE WILL OR NOT!!! -talking about updating cover, not art inside the book!- ))