you buy minion tampons and things escalate im slowly loosing my mind

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

barry loves him shrek is unsure.

This fan fiction is hotter than 9,942 Fahrenheit, hot enough to overheat the sun. You should read it, it's sexier than a goose. Mmm.

After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

This is a true story of Two Lovers and the difficulties they face so they can get their very own Happily ever after.

Here are some Shrek headcanons for you 🥰 *I do not own Shrek*