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The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Thanos thought he was the only one in his dimension - alone to tend to his farm. But one day at the market a very... beautiful man walks in. Now Thanos has to decide what to do to make the relationship happen. He will have to battle inter-dimensional beings from the Avengers to protect his lover and his life.

Fiona was unaware of the fact that her husband, Shrek, had been cheating on her. First, it was Farquaad, a small gay man who couldn't help but be attracted to Shrek. But to save his marriage, Shrek had to destroy Faquaad, and to this day Shrek still misses his gentle touch. Next, it was Rumplestiltskin. Shrek felt awful lying to Fiona, but he was so gay for Rumplestiltskin he couldn't help it. But when he got Fiona pregnant everything was ruined. Shrek had to thwart Rumplestiltskin's plan, and he never forgave himself. Now, in the present day, Shrek would sneak out at night, searching for another gay being to make him happy.

❝ 𝘆𝗲𝗿' 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗹𝘂𝘁 . ❞ 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑓𝑢𝑔𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑠𝑠 𝑜𝑔𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 & 𝑎𝑑 𝑜𝑝𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 . 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑥 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒 .

You have had a crush on shrek since he went to your house to baby sit your nana. But you didnt know he loved you too.

Because who wouldn't want to lick an ogers toes ;))

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??