larry one shots that shouldnt be taken too seriously i PROMISE i never consume any drugs during the making of this book i dedicate this book to @TPWLarry (author of reunion and pressure) because we share a brain cell and she told me to do this. and when tpwlarry tells you to do something, you do it. love ya mate <333

Once again, not my fic. I claim no part of this, it was completely written by the AO3 user Velvetoscar. If you want to follow them on tumblr, you can find them at mizzwilde.tumblr.com I take no credit, I only put it on Wattpad for the people who don't have an AO3 account and can't read it. Louis, to his horror, attends an elitist university in which the name Zayn Malik means something, Niall Horan doesn't stop talking, there are pianos everywhere, and Harry Styles, only son of a drug-addled, clinically insane ex-rocker, has a perfect smile and empty eyes.