14+ Preferably. There might be some dirty ones in here. But not too gross. Just read and you'll understand. Thanks for reading! :)

𝙡𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙤𝙙. 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘣𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴, 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭-𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺?-𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘮'𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦, 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤? 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘭𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. {percy jackson x fem!oc} {following the book!!} {NOT PROOF READ, SPELLING ERRORS ARE EVERYWHERE} {act one / book 1 - DONE! act two / book 2 - IN DEVELOPMENT act three / book 3 - NOT STARTED act four / book 4 - NOT STARTED act five / book 5 - NOT STARTED} {publichingdate: dec 20th, 23} {enddate: tbd} {best rank(s): 3 in 'hecate' as of 07/10/25 2 in 'idkwhatimdoing' as of 01/02/25 3 in 'chiron' as of 05/27/25}

Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand.

A short story inspired by the classic rom-com, Shrek is love, Shrek is life (rated PG).

Paula dean's a chicken, wanna know how?