Hot goey mess of oneshots with Rabbi Cartman, Dr McCormick, Stan, Kyle, Vic Chaos, Wendy, Token and so much more. The only ship I will post about in the story shall be Creek and Eric/Rabbi x Yentl otherwise everything else are x readers.

Ever since we were born, my brother and I had to keep moving from place to place, running from something. And now, we've moved to this small little mountain town in the middle of fucking nowhere. I just want things to be normal this time. ___ ALL CHARACTERS ARE18+ Pairs: Stan x (Y/n) Kenny x (Y/n) Kyle x (Y/n) Craig x (Y/n) Tweek x (Y/n) Clyde x (Y/n) ____ Some events occur during Stick of Truth and Fractured But Whole! Start: Nov. 2022. End: September 2023

The flight felt like it took days upon days to end... maybe it was because you felt too jittery to fall asleep for many hours and only successfully rested for about two. Your mother got you up at the asscrack of dawn (around 6:00 in the morning), and instructed you to get yourself ready. You didn't... really feel like yourself. From the lack of sleep to the jitters to the fact that you're leaving what you once knew... it just felt like a lot.

She started as a Wench, after persuading the Wizard King to let her join. Then, leveled up to a Maiden, earning the King's favor. Once she became a Lady, things became complicated. Will she ever be a Queen?

have fun in the fucking insane world of South Park were you can leave your woes behind. (All are x readers and for certain characters I will stray away from canonical events, relationships, sexualities, etc.)

|| This is a remake to my first Cartman x Reader || Ah, Eric Cartman. One of the most obnoxious teenagers in the school, beside some of the preppy cheer leaders- And definitely the smartest. He may have acted stupid at times, but he sure did know what he was doing. So manipulative, So daring, So . . Cute. And /so/ not into me. Yes, I, (y/n), Have a crush on Eric Cartman. How unfortunate. He's an asshole to me, and to everybody around him. And yet, I still can't seem to shake the feeling of romance around him. This high school year better go by fast, because these feelings need to go away as quick as possible.