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What happens when you meet Ben Shapiro at a Young Republicans event? Will your fantasies become a reality? Find out by reading this epic story ;)

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Ben has just gotten divorced. His wife had finally gotten sick of his overzealous behavior towards everyone, specifically those who are a part of the Liberal/Democratic Socialist party. He's got the house to himself as he prepares for another rally. While there, he meets someone. Will they be able to replace his once fairytale-like marriage or will it just be a sad attempt to mask his loneliness?