random HP comedy

[BOOK ONE]*Completed* Amaryllis Potter, only a girl who promised herself she would be more than that, she would be amazing and unique and she would fight harder than anyone ever thought she could. She would go farther than anyone assumed she would.. after all, in order to get out of your older brother's Boy-Who-Lived shadow, you have to do some pretty incredible things.

A battle shall be fought today. Only one can triumph.

Started out as jokes... turned to things I need to get off my chest... now short stories! Enjoy. I have a very scattered mind so none of this makes sense!

SHOUTOUT TO MayaDemonAngel for the absolutely amazing cover! ~~~~~~~~ SUPERCRINGEWORTHY WRITING AHEAD! ~~~~~~~~ To say Lillith Deacon had a hard life would be putting it mildly. Physically and emotionally abused by her father until the point of not talking, Lilly finally decides to run...and for three years nobody has found her. Until Albus Dumbledore. Now with the Potions master as her adoptive father and the Trickster Weasley twins as her best mates...will Lilly finally come out of her shell and start talking? Will she finally realize that not everyone is out to hurt her?