What happens on the Deadliest Minecraft Smp - the Lifesteal smp when they are not fighting wars. These are light hearted one shots including prank wars, funny competition, and much more Cover art by: @Its_Difu

I DON'T OWN THE ART YOU DUMBA- (If I Decide To Draw The Cover, Expect Stickman.) The beautiful art that you see on the cover was made by @beewineline on Twitter. Ahem... Anyways, Clown Pierce (Sh*t I Got Goosebumps again), The Deadliest Assassin, Has Joined Too Many Minecraft Servers As Of 2028 And Has Become An Absolute Killing Machine. He Has gotten used to many PvP Styles That he Has A Counter For it All. Simply Joining A server with literally nothing on him Can cause Chaos. Hecc! Even His Name Sparks Chaos When Said. One Day, A Glitch Happens The Breaks Reality and Confusing Someone Who Was Just On Their Gaming Chair (That Looked Gorgeous And was Amazing) And The Confused Reality Sends This Guy To Another World. The World Transfer Lost The Main Body And This Man Instead Had His Main Body Replaced By His In Game Character. A Clown With A Menacing Mask (Is It Even A Mask Or His Face 🤯) And Horns Connected To The Mask (Or... The Head?). He Was Clown Pierce.... Or... Well- Jester Penetrate. He Gains All His Powers And Benefits From All Servers He Was In. But The Confused System Gave Him An Interesting Quest That He Finds Perfect For Him. Actual Good Rankings : Nonsensical #1 - May 29 2022 terriblestory #1 - May 29 2022 clownpierce #1 - November 4 2023 whatthefuckiswrongwithme #1 - May 29 2022 nonsense #1 - October 24 2022 penetrator #1 - March 6 2023 jester #1 - November 30 2023 circus #10 - October 24 2022 Ihavenoideawhatimdoing#3 - October 24 2022 lifesteal #1 - March 6 2023 thattimeigotreincarnatedasaslime #20 - March 15 2023 pierce #2 - June 29 2023

Dude as I was making this I saw there's only 20 Lifesteal smp books- AND THEY ALL ARE NEW AND LESS THAT 10 PARTS! so I'm adding on to that VERY small amount and adding a oneshots book! --- Warning! WILL contain ships! Read at your own risk! (Also it's mainly just BranzyPierce [SORRY NOT SORRY!]) (A/N as of Sep. 2025; if you're reading this, then it means that I've decided to let this work rest. For the old and the new, I'm still here, I'm just elsewhere, focused on other works. Have fun, and feel free to look down the 700 replies long thread in the comment section on that one chapter)