Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

I'm going to do some South Park one shots. If you have any ideas for other one-shots tell me! South Park belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The pictures not mine. Credit to the Author of the pictures and credit to the South Park creators. also no i haven't copied anyone calm yourselves I've had a lot of these written since 2014 alright? I've only just decided to post this on here. You can find these on Quotev or Deviantart. (You can request x male!reader {please verify if they're shy/more submissive}) (You can also request female characters x reader {male or female} [please verify if shy/submissive reader])

Hey... there are no lemons but there's kisses.. ♡♡ Hehe.. Anyway.. if you have any other characters or remakes please leave in the comments.. There are only guys x readers sorry also if any of them have girlfriends they won't in this For Example.. Stan & Wendy won't be together... Have fun..♡

HEY! -- In this One-Shot book. ➡ The Characters are TEENAGERS (15-18) ➡ There WILL be cussing and SOMETIMES heavy themes. ➡ There WON'T be Lemon/Smut. ➡ MAKE ME A SANDWICH! ➡ GIMME SANDWICH >:( ➡ 🥪🥪🥪 RAAAAAH! -- Reader is Female, BUT you can change it because you're super cool <3 -- (2023/08/17) -- The first few oneshots are terrible 💀 I'm so sorry. (2023/12/04) -- I hate my writing. I hate it. God, I actually hate it so much. (2023/12/05) -- "Wah wah waaah" that's all I hear from (2023/12/04) lmaooo 🥱 (2024/06/09) - I MADE A NEW BOOK. BESTIE, GO READ THAT ONE. -- 「Requests?」 - Closed (for now!) -- 「Stuff I try to write」 - Fluff - Angst - Fantasy? - Comedy - Weirdness - Silliness! (We like it weird and silly :3) -- 「Updates?」 - I MAY START A NEW BOOK! - A NEW SP X READER. - STAY TUNED, BESTIE! - MWAAAHAA 😈 (slow as heck) - I'M FLAPPING AROU-- (Just gimme a moment) - PLEASE HELP IT REALLY HURTS - HEEEEELP -- 「Broflov」🔥 - Is stealing your fridge :) - your fridge is gone - no more fridge for you, Bestie. -- 「BESTIE RULES」‼️ - Pressing that 'READ' button automatically makes you my Bestie. - I don't care if your hand slipped - You LEGALLY have to give me the keys to your house 🥰 - I'M JOKING-- - BESTIE, PUT THOSE AWAY! -- SOUTH PARK BELONGS TO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER. I ONLY OWN THESE ONESHOTS. PLEASE DON'T BREAK DOWN MY DOOR. -- 「Top Rankings!」 #1 - SOUTHPARK (🥳)

If you have any requests (romance or no romance), you can comment down below! Q.N: I barely do reader inserts, sadly

Edit: I'm so sorry this is so bad (I wrote this in 2016 when I was 12 GIVE ME SOME SLACK) Your Cartmans sister, your super emotional and blush a lot and when Cartman finds out that you like Kyle you know your in big trouble...

< 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃 . . . 𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄. > [ 𝐒𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐎 𝐇𝐄 !! ] 𝐘𝐞𝐩. 𝐀 𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐥, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 !! 𝐘/𝐍 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐌𝐜𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐮𝐩, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 ? 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 : 18 / 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 / 2022 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 : 05 / 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐞 / 2022 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 : / /

(May or may not be lemon) 15 year old (Y/N) just moved to South Park. She meets four boys the same age as her. But a certain perv with blue eyes and an orange parka catches her eye. (This is my first x reader so sorry if it sucks)

Hey Readers! Here are The South Park One Shots! Just a heads up, this book is NOT FOR CHILDREN. There is sensitive material, you should know if you watch South Park!... so read at your own risk.